What's in your cells is light and love, not weasels, plants, bugs, and monkeys. Cells are vibration and vibrating.
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This is a nice example of the fundamental, absurd reason for the persistence of religious thought. In short, it says: why settle for the answer that demonstrates itself to be true, regardless of whether it upsets you, when you can go for the made up one that gives you an ill-defined, warm, fuzzy sense of security? Mmm, light and love, that's got to be true, it's so much nicer to think of than icky bugs and weasels!
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you fail, reason: being a dumbass.
the perfect guy to write an essay on...
"What's in your cells is light and love, not weasels, plants, bugs, and monkeys."
Well, those things ARE recorded in my BRAIN cells. I don't claim to have any of those things in any of my other cells.
Cells (plural) are not vibration (singular.) That's stupid on several levels.
See, whatcha got here is your vibrating weasel, and then this monkey brings in the light on three separate spectra. It's true QUAM.
Yeah, Comcast subscriber. Why?
What's in each of cells is a nucleus, DNA, mitochondria and various other bits. No weasels, plants, bugs or monkeys.
What's in your cells are Golgi apparati and mitachondria, and lysosomes, and centrosomes, and centrioles, and nuclei, and nucleoli, and ribosomes, and light and love, along with somewhat lesser quantities of bugs, plants, weasels and monkeys, as the other cell components do tend to get in the way.
<realleh crappy fundie joke>
Cells are vibrators. Therefore, whenever you purchase a vibrator, yer taking advantage of light and love.
Fundies consider babies light and love, so therefore, every time you use cells, yer killing a baby.
Please, tihnk of zee babies.
</really crappy fundie joke>
*just made this up 'cause she's insaaane*
What's in your cells is light and love, not weasels, plants, bugs, and monkeys.
Then how was it that 'Weasels Ripped My Flesh'?
Plus, I'm sure much plantlife has bonded with my cells.
Bugs and monkeys? That's how epidemics start. I hope I don't have that.
Cells are vibration and vibrating
Oh, I see. You're thinking of Cell-PHONES. Yes, they can be set on 'vibrate'.
@ Mister Spak: hehe. Yes, okay, but I'm pretty sure Jake wasn't meaning Brownian motion when he said that.
Edit of previous post: Damn, Redhunter got there before me.
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At least it's more happy-and-childlike, rather than evil-and-ignorant.
I now firmly believe my cells are full of weasels.
No joke.
Look, stop the New Age nonsense, OK? Light is a type of electromagnetic radiation; love is an emotion. Cells are made of chemical compounds, not radiation or emotional concepts. I'd like a word with your Biology teacher.
And why the fixation on vibrations among New Age people, anyway?
Oh, he's also well into Erich von Däniken and Graham Hancock territory too. Apparently he's got a big obsession about Atlantis. Among the sites he visits regularly are this one:
Weird Atlantis Hokum
Weird Eastern Religious Site
Another example of his witterings is this one:
@Jake S
Terminal case, obviously.
What's in your cells is cytoplasm, organelles, and a nucleus.
You are high on something, my friend.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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