IMHO, since it's OK for our God in heaven to laugh at this current Gaza Civil War situation...then it's OK for us too to sit back and laugh as well.
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Yes, surely God is laughing at seeing how his children are killed in a place he chose for his people. Isn't it the other way round, that you say that God makes so because YOU are laughing and acting in such a selfish and arrogant way?
There ain't nothing humble about this opinion that professes to KNOW that "our God in heaven" is laughing about a tragic situation. Seems to me, god would be entitled to sue you for libel.
If, however, your god actually takes delight in human suffering, he's an asshole. And so are you.
If anything the situation in Gaza is indicative of the total absence of God from the picture. If the land really belongs to the Israelis why doesn't He come down from on high and eject everyone else from it?
Fools like you will laugh as the Palestinians kill each other and think "Hallelujah! The End Times are upon us!". You truly don't have a clue as to the geopolitical situation in the area, or the history behind the violence.
Of course, you believe it's OK for God to kill people, so doesn't your "logic" mean that it's OK for us to kill people, too?
Your god is an abomination crafted of the most perverted, cruel, twisted and evil fantasies of the demented rejects of human society and the despicable lust for power of the dictators of Antiquity. I reject any authority that such a creature might have over me, and deny any obligation I might have to it. I deny this god of yours, and oppose any inhuman ambitions you might seek to accomplish in its name.
You sick fuck, you are an insult to humanity. I bet that if YOUR country was a in horriific, pointless civil war where you were terrfied for your life every day you wouldn't be laughing, you disgusting piece of shit.
Sorry, folks, I can't resist...
SisterNChrist, you clueless cunt:
Your god is no more than a festering cesspit of ego. Eve and the Christ [disguised as a serpent] succeeded in raising Adam above the fool-god, and the idiot bastard hasn't accomplished anything positive since then.
Go ahead, you dimwitted mammal, be a lifelong slave to that loser. Don't expect a fucking thing from me.
The Gaza situation is what it is because of the two main parties in Palestine, one is too corrupt to rule (Fatah), and the other should never be allowed within five hundred miles of a parliamentary process for fear they'd blow it up (Hamas). I mean, honestly, Hamas got a majority government, fine. But it's pretty clear they are not made up of people who give anything remotely resembling a shit about actually running things.
If there was a touch of common sense anywhere among the leadership of Israel or Palestine, the Israeli government would go back to the fully-secular model the original Zionists intended and give full representation to all Palestinians within Israel and the Palestinian authority. But as long as the haredim are pulling the strings behind the scenes of the Israeli government, it's not going to happen, especially as I'm pretty sure the haredim are not at all fond even of non-Orthodox Jews, never mind secular Zionists and those damn hippie kibbutzniks. Meanwhile the Arab governments will continue to pump out anti-semitic propaganda, making it virtually impossible for Israel and Palestine to negotiate in good faith even if both side indicated the intent to.
In other words:
1. Carefully sift the Israeli and Palestinian population for people with brains and common sense.
2. Deport them to any democratic country they wish, with the help of some top-notch headhunting agencies to find them jobs and social services workers to find them homes.
3. The leftovers will be the assholes who keep ruining the party for everyone. Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
4. Give the wreckage to Lebanon so they have radioactive fallout to threaten Syria with if they act up again.
Well, in my humble opinion it's OK for a sociopath to be beaten over the head with a chunk of Gaza concrete.
Thanks for showing us what perfect cunts you and your god are.
This woman is not mean, she's just ethnocentric, unable to understand that there are problems in the world outside the USA interest. I have a Palestinian friend living in exile because of this problem, and I find it utterly insensitive what she said, right. However, think this way, is God laughing at what is happening not far away, in Iraq?, is God laughing when in the very same territory the fight is against the Jewish?. I think that she's using God as a strawman. She is laughing at the problem because she's an insensitive ignorant bitch, and wants to say that "God made me do so", to excuse herself.
Yeah, considering it's pretty much the Allies' fault from the 40's, one of which was the US, which I'm sure is where you reside, it's most certainly important and requires fixing somehow, rather than sit back and laugh.
I thought 'God's' son was Jewish? I thought we were all supposed to love our neighbors?
Book please. *WHAP* Ok, when your head focuses again, read the damned book.
Wow, Praetyre, you just never get tired of reveling in your hatred of Arabs and muslims, do you?
The word is "tragic," not "hilarious." Wholesale murder is always tragic, regardless of who the perpetrators/victims are.
Of course, when the Great Depression, 9/11 or Katrina happened, God was at least giggling, according to your logic, only that it wasn't so funny for you then.
Israeli and Palestinian men, women, and children are getting killed or wounded in this horrible conflict and this insufferable moron thinks it's hilarious? I bet she thinks the genocide in Darfur is the funniest thing ever.
You are no sister in Christ. You are a heartless monster.
P.S. I must agree with sandman. It's easy for us on the outside to step back and view the conflict as unnecessary, sad, ridiculous, and even tragically pathetic, Praetyre. But there is nothing comical about loss of life, no matter whose it is. You join us in mocking the fundies, yet manage to sound like them in your tirades against Arabs and Muslims. What you fail to understand is that they are not a homogeneous group that you can so easily dismiss. They are PEOPLE. Being of a faith that you do not agree with or like does not change that.
Remember kids, without our Religion it's impossible to be a moral person, all morality comes from our God. Okay that's the end of today's lesson now let's sit back for a few hours and laugh about children being brutally murdered. Hahahahahahaha
I've seen a lot of heartless, disgusting things on this site, but this; this is the first thing that has made me think these people aren't even human any more.
How dare you claim to be christian, let alone a person? Do you realize how disgusting you would be in the eyes of the god you proclaim to worship. Fucking pharisee!
If your God gets his jollies from watching two sides scratching and clawing for a pitiful plot of land in his name, he is NOT a God I would ever worship, nor does he deserve the title of a God of Peace and Love.
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