This week hundreds of pastors from across the country will meet in Scottsdale, AZ to organize a plan to criminalize abortion in their states and begin ministries to end abortion at their local clinics.
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I hope they are collecting money to pay for all the children on welfare that this policy will result in; Planned Parenthood will need a YUGE increase of funds, to pay for all the extra healthcare that will be needed, and Medicaid will also need increased funding.
I also hope that the pastors themselves are ready to adopt a couple of unwanted children each. Or, on second thought, perhaps not...
@rubber chicken
A big payday for the hookers of Scottsdale
I LOL'ed because I know it's true. During the Republican convention in Cleveland the prostitutes were making money hand over fist (no pun intended) from the delegates who no doubt espouse "family values" but are bored with their doormat wives who just lay there in bed and won't do the things the prostitutes get paid to do. And, IIRC, the male prostitutes were particularly busy, too.
Even though he's screaming in hell 24/7 (Jack Chick)
It's a pretty nice racket the pastors have, when you think about it. They get to fly out to hookers-and-golf-courses-ville on the company dime, faff around not accomplishing anything for a week or two, and then when they go back home, they either take credit for the actions of real politicians, or they just blame it all on Teh Libruls and ask for twice as much money next time.
Nuke Scottsdale, now! It's infested with pastors.
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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