[On the world ending soon]
I only take one day at a time now..I don't think weeks or months or years down the road anymore......if someone even asks me what I'd like to do next week ....I'm not sure anymore what next week will bring...
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Week 1 of rapture watch. Still here. Must be next week...
Week 2 of rapture watch. Still here. Must be next week...
Week 3 of rapture watch. Still here. Must be next week...
Week 4 of rapture watch. Still here. Must be next week...
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Week 53 of rapture watch. Still here. Maybe Rapture isn't going to happen. Nah, must be next week...
What YOUR definition of insanity?
Shaloma, you and I have something in common, only I'm not "taking one day at a time" because I'm waiting for my dead husband to come back. I'm doing it because I'm depressed that he'll never return.
Maybe that's the real key to these fundies? They're depressed and using their religion as an excuse.
Dear Shaloma,
I'll make you a bet: if indeed the world ends, I'll become a believer. But if the world doesn't end, you have to stop being a fundamentalist. Deal? (You can still be a Christian but you will be able to be a lot more open-minded and less dogmatic! Doesn't that sound nice?)
I'm with the The meromorph.
Was about to type in similar.
Yes, the rapture happened. No-one was found worthy, God got discouraged and called the whole thing off.
Sorry kids. Better luck next universe.
Shaloma, since I'm obviously not going to be taken up in the Rapture and you are, and you don't know if it's going to happen tomorrow, can I have all your stuff now? I'm especially interested in your personal computer, DVD player, I-Pod...
You go to the church, you kiss the cross
You will be saved at any cost
You have your own reality
Christianity
You spend your life just kissing ass
A trait that's grown as time has passed
You think the world will end today
You praise the lord, it's all you say
Jesus saves, listen to you pray
You think you'll see the pearly gates
When death takes you away
For all respect you cannot lust
In an invisible man you place your trust
Indirect dependency
Eternal attempt at amnesty
He will decide who lives and dies
Depopulate satanas rise
You will be an accessory
Irreverence and blasphemy
Jesus saves, no need to pray
The gates of pearl have turned to gold
It seems you've lost your way
Jesus saves, no words of praise
No promised land to take you to
There is no other way
[On the world ending soon ]
"I only take one day at a time now..I don't think weeks or months or years down the road anymore......if someone even asks me what I'd like to do next week ....I'm not sure anymore what next week will bring..."
And this was in 2006. It's now 2011.
Still, there's always next year. Oh but then, you'd have to subscribe to Mayan beliefs. And even then, that only refers to the end of the 13th Baktun or 'Age'.
See you, post-2012 London Olympics, Shaloma. I'll break out the beer & popcorn, you break out the .50 cal. Aspirin.
...or maybe before then, you'll have hopefully got the hint , re. all this (C)Rapture malarkey; as to the no-show of your J-man blowing his horn, going down & sucking you off.
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'I hate being right all the time.'
-Nick Abbot, LBC Radio presenter.
Can you do anything other than taking one day at a time? You can't take three days in one, can you?
No-one is ever sure what next week brings, that's what makes life interesting, silly!
Five years after my previous post. We've had two Olympics.
What would you like to do on the evening of 5th November? Me, I'm gonna be watching the free public fireworks display at Corporation Pier at Hull Marina as it's Bonfire Night. Then on the way back home I'll buy some beers & a couple of tubes of Pringles to have as I watch a few days later the fat orange Guy Fawkes get roasted as he loses to Hillary Clinton, and the 'Catholics' that are the white nationalist fundie right-wing who opposed the 'Parliament' that is the Democrats are destroyed.
November 9th will be the first day of the rest of my life. For the likes of you - especially on Ruptured Retards - the world will come to an end.
Especially when President Hillary fills that gap in the SCOTUS. >:D
Confused?
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