Sorry, but when the tenets of evolution can be boiled down into the statement, "In the beginning, Common Ancestor..." you have made yourself a religion.
You're just being a hypocrite here.
28 comments
"Sorry, but when the tenets of evolution can be boiled down into the statement, "In the beginning, Common Ancestor..." you have made yourself a religion. "
Sorry, but when you distort everything into a mirror image of your religion you have not proved anything else is a religion, you proved your cognition is severely impaired.
"when the tenets of evolution can be boiled down into the statement, 'In the beginning, Common Ancestor...' you have made yourself a religion."
Good thing that it can't, then.
YO! GENESIS CREATION STORY LITERALIST-WEIRDOS!....
Do you dopes think GRAVITY is a religion, too? How about The Periodic Table Of The Elements or stuff like Evaporation or Magnetism?
BREATHING! Is breathing a religious myth?
Are you bozos aware that there are millions of Christians who believe in Bible-God and go to Church who are PERFECTLY FINE with evolution and see it as a non-issue?!
Oh, evolutionary god of genetic mutations, I pray to thee, please let my future child to have wings and laser vision. Then he/she could become part of a superhero group tackling the ills of the world.
Amen.
"Sorry, but when the tenets of evolution can be boiled down into the statement [the existing very large body of evidence from multiple fields of scientific inquiry best supports a conclusion that the biologically diverse species populations we observe today arose as the result of descent with modification]"
FTFY, Adam
SpukiKitty:
"Are you bozos aware that there are millions of Christians who believe in Bible-God and go to Church who are PERFECTLY FINE with evolution and see it as a non-issue?!"
You know what the response to that would be...
Well, they're not TRUE Christians, then!
Please tell us what, exactly, evolution has to do with abiogenesis.
We'll wait.
And then we'll laugh. At you, not with you.
I love when these guys are so incapable of understanding anything that doesn't directly link to the bible. I just imagine a day in AiC's household:
"What's for dinner, mum?"
"Chips"
"what? WHAT ARE THESE HEATHEN EVOLVED-POTATOES DOING AT OUR CHRISTIAN TABLE??"
"Oh wait sorry *ahem* and lo, see how I place before thee all the fruits of the sacred potato, romans 12;2"
"oh, you mean Jesus sticks? awesome."
It has be said enough, but seems to need to be said again and again...
Evolution does not deal with the beginning, only what happens to existing life and how it changes!
Please tell me you aren't hoping for a future with medicine or pharmacy. If you are, please learn evolution and how it works first. Otherwise you'll either have a short career and be unemployed or you'll be causing more damage to people.
Bibles can be boiled down to pulp which an be used to make paper to print more copies of "On the Origin of Species", "A Brief History of Time" and "The God Delusion".
...but then, recycling is a religion to me; from taking old bikes and rebuilding them so as to make them useful again. Computers too. Also, with ensuring waste materials such as Paper can be reused. Cricket is an obsession in Pakistan: is that a religion...?!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
