Yesterday my wife and I were watching O'Reilly and he mention an issue with many college students now going down to Texas and having orgies and exposing themselves nude in public. It wasn't too long after that that we saw the must current weather report that more than 15 tornados had also been seen or touched down in Texas. Now...I don't know everything, but shouldn't someone majoring in Medicine be able to figure this out?
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Question to our American posters: did 15 tornadoes really touch down? If they did, how strong are they and how densly populated are the areas they touched down?
Ah..I see, in that little fundie brain of yours you think the reason why tornados touched down in Texas is because students go down to Texas to have orgies. And the tornado is just a way to punish them. Am I right?
Oh, come on. Texas always has the biggest, best, or most of anything...ever. Just ask any Texan. :) It stands to reason that they'd have the most tornadoes.
Funny, he should hear about the shit that happens up here in NY.
And dollars to doughnuts, not a single one of the students having orgies was hit by that tornado. So much for the perfect, omnipotent God, right?
Your first mistake was believing anything that windbag O'Reilly said. He's a notorious liar.
You are absolutely 100% correct. Now, if you and your wife don't stop watching that evil scumbag Bill "Lucifer lover" O'Reilly and those purveyors of Satan at FOXGOPNEWS, God just might decide to send one his tornadoes down your street!
Why haven't I - living in Texas, you know - heard about this? If it's Austin... Austin is an exception.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Texas a highly religious state? Would God punish a majority of believers for what a few sinners do? OK, rethorical question, he would, the real question is: Do you find that acceptable behaviour from an allegedly benevolent god?
Guys, by "someone majoring in Medicine," I think he just means "medicine men," or Native American shamans, who would be able to tell the nude orgiasts how to do this properly so that they'll be doing a Rain Dance instead of a Tornado Dance. I can see how the two might get mixed up a little.
OK, so Texas, a highly religious state, home state of George Bush and the apparent site of the occasional orgies from out-of-state students, has the most tornadoes.
Texas happens to be in tornado alley along with Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, etc. Funny enough tornado alley seems to match up fairly well with ye olde bible belt.
Joan was quizzical,
Right,,,,
You watched "O'Lie-ly" and believed what he said? Well, there's your first problem.
Haven't students done stupid things, ALWAYS? Well, at least since after WWII, when "teenagers" was sort of invented. Before that, being young was something you ought to get over with as soon as possible.
Sweden is one of the least religious countries on Earth, and we are (or were at least, some thirty years ago) know for the "Swedish Sin". I've never experienced a tornado, as far as I know. And from what I've heard, you KNOW if you're experiencing a tornado.
Why should people majoring in Medicine know about weather phenomenons? I think you're the one who need to figure things out, honey.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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