Actually, evolution is a scientific theory. Creation is a fact. The Bible is infallible and it says that God created everything.
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"Actually, evolution is a scientific theory."
Yes. But do you know what they mean by the word 'theory'?
"Creation is a fact".
Fail.
"The Bible is infallible"
Says who? The Bible?
"and it says that God created everything."
Any evidence of such?
The Bible is infallible and it says that God created everything.
Yeah, so's the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and it says the same thing. So I guess we've proved the FSM created everything with a touch of His Noodly Appendage. RAmen.
"Actually, evolution is a scientific theory."
Which, if you actually knew anything about scientific theories, you would know is a tested, well-supported idea, not the guess you want to make it sound like.
No, creation is a lame idea supported, not by any credible evidence, but only by religious dogma.
The Bible infallible? Hardly. Barely a verse goes by without an error in facts or ethical judgement. That the error-ridden Bible proclaims God created everything is as meaningless as a comicbook asserting the earth is a boiled potato.
Should I even bother...
belief v. understanding
never shall the twain meet.
Other than that, Suzi sounds like a zombie parrot.
If the bible is infallible, why are there so many damn versions of it (aside from different languages)? What's to say your creation myth is correct, and that the world isn't just one of Cthulu's boogers?
Wow!
Well, you certainly wiped the floor with that devastating display of incisive logic and incontrovertible argument.
What are your views on the theory of gravity? Do you subscribe to concept of Intelligent Falling?
"Actually, evolution is a scientific theory."
True. But I suspect you don't know what a theory is.
"Creation is a fact."
False
"The Bible is infallible and"
False
"it says that God created everything."
True, but it doesn't provide evidence for it.
Me:Including evil?
Suzi: No no no, he didn't create evil.
Me: But I thought you said he created everything.
::Steps back so no brain matter gets on my shirt::
Ah, so both the genealogies for Jesus are true, even though they contradict each other.
So Jesus died after the Passover Sedar and before it, as the synoptic gospels and John report respectively.
So Goliath was killed by both David and Elhanan.
“Actually, evolution is a scientific theory.”
"Creation is a fact.”
“The Bible is infallible” “and it says that God created everything.”
“and it says that God created everything.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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