Another thing I've noticed is how much anti Christian remarks, sites etc are online. It seems to be a growing trend to make fun of Christians.. ESPECIALLY FUNDAMENTAL There are sites specifically set up for that reason and to me that is a huge indicator of how much we truly are in the end times!
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Never mind all of those websites devoted to making fun of Islam, homosexuals, atheists, and evolution. There's a few websites out there that dare make fun of Christians, so we can ignore everything else and- PERSECUTION, WAAAAAH!!!
...to me that is a huge indicator of how much we truly are in the end times!
Oh wow, we really are in the end times! No, but, like, REALLY this time! I promise! It's the REALLY REALLY end times!!! Not like all the fake ones before, this one's REAL!!!!!!111
ESPECIALLY FUNDAMENTAL
Well, you can't spell 'Fundamental' without 'mental'.
There are sites specifically set up for that reason and to me that is a huge indicator of how much we truly are in the end times!
Haven't we been in the "End Times" for about a hundred years or so now? God, come Rapture these freaks already!
I really cannot understand this mindset.
"...this is a huge indicator of how much we are truly in the end times!"
I don't think end times has anything to do with it. The reason these sites exist is because asshats like you continue to make preposterous statements that are worthy of mockery.
"There are sites specifically set up for that reason and to me that is a huge indicator of how much we truly are in the end times!"
In those final days, even the vulgar shall assail thee with websites containing mockery. You will be oppressed by their hellish posts, and harassed online by multiple secular humanists. Behold, the Redeemer shall lay waste to their domains, and thorn cocked demons will provide fantasy material for the TRUE faithful.
End Times, a little dab'll do ya,
With apologies to the Brylcream jingle of some 50 years ago.
You do remember that Jesus said he'd come back when you least expect it don't you? At this rate, it will be another 2000 years before he does. I'm gonna laugh so hard at all you pathetic asshats a year from now when we're all still here and you're still crying about how much life sucks and you just wanna go home. Feh!
FFS, just die already. It's what you want, after all.
To follow on what aqualung said, I want to make a list of the real hard core fundies who preach that the rapture is here. And when they're each on their death bed... go by and say "hmmm... looks like your rapture bus left without you... you'll just have to go the old fashioned way... "
It's mean, yes. But I'd get so much satisfaction out of it... and they're about to die anyway.
It's an indicator that net, thanks to scientists who don't buy your idioticy, exist. And your site, BTW, what is it?
I love how absolutely everything points to DA END TIMEZ for these people.
To think, not too long ago, I was in the same Crazy Boat.
Do you think he/she expected this quote to end up on one of those websites?
Either way, I like the irony
To me, if anything is suggesting that we're in the "end times," it'd be the growing numbers of religious fundamentalists preaching all kinds of hate and who literally want to destroy anyone who isn't exactly like them. That bothers me more than the websites who mock the fundamentalists when they say clueless things.
Illuminatalie FTW! But you didn't cite chapter and verse! That's from the Book of Sadism, isn't it?
What a bunch of whiners. Aren't they supposed to be happy to be persecuted for their god? And since when is being made fun of on the internet equivalent to the tortures of the martyrs anyway? These thin-skinned crybabies are god's chosen? What a laugh.
The various branches, denominations and heresies of Christianity have always had detractors. The only difference is that you do not, currently, have the authority to kill your detractors.
That's not the end times sneaking up on you...its progress.
They're looking right at us. Easy now, no sudden motions. Now, very calmly say something utterly stupid and illogical. Fundamentalis Terriblis only becomes hostile when confronted with sane logic, intelligent discourse, social change or anything that isn't them. If we say something just stupid enough, they might mistake us for one of their kind, after all, they aren't too bright.
"a growing trend to make fun of Christians.. ESPECIALLY FUNDAMENTAL "
This is only because you're all nutters. You talk shit like you'll miss it some day. While most religion carries no sense fundamentalist religions seem to revel in carrying no sense.
You worship stupidity and nonsense and bitch about persecution when others (not Atheists, but other religions and denominations of Christianity) call you on stupid beyond jumping off tall bridges.
GROW UP!
Churches on every frakking corner, and yet we still get the
"WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! We're being persecuted! WAAAAAHHHHHH!
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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