A few days ago, I looked out my window and saw what looked like to me angel-shaped clouds floating across the sky. There seemed to be several. Wonder if the Lord is still sending us messages of hope that His return is imminent, and that we'll see Him sooner than we think?
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When I look out the window, I see an uninterrupted expanse of grey cloud. Surely, this means that the sky will descend upon us and suffocate us all!
That, or it's gonna rain. Same difference, really.
that's funny, because, you know, the other day i looked out my window and saw clouds that looked like dinosaur heads. there appeared to be several. i wonder if this is a sign from the flying spaghetti monster that godzilla is coming to suburban maryland?
I wonder if you need to lay off the acid there, SNC. Oh wait, you're probably high on jebus, huh?
You should lay off of that too.
I looked out of my window, expecting to see a cloud sent by the LORD, however, all I saw was clear sky! This is a sign from God that He is returning! We must convert as many as possible before it is too late!
note to self: figure out how to generate angel-shaped clouds for planned War of the Worlds-type radio rapture hoax. with luck it'll inspire some window-jumping
darn, am i typing out loud again?
"Wonder if the Lord is still sending us messages of hope that His return is imminent"
So you mean that after 2000 years, he's still doing it? And you're still believing it's "imminent"?!? Seems like your either full of shit or your god likes to mock you...
Oh no not angel-shaped clouds, those are a terrible omen, even worse than fluffy-bunny clouds. You are about to have a volcano come up in your back yard, your gold-fish will die, your mother-in-law will come for a visit and never leave, your husband will leave with a female sumo wrestler, and you will find a grey hair...in your nose. Or not!! Have a nice day.
Of course, he will return before some who are standing here will taste of death. Don't bother getting married or having children, His return is immanent. Give everything you have to help the poor, for as you help them, you help Him and He will remember. Hurry, the time is almost upon you.
Dear SisterNChrist,
Don't hold your breath...
Oh wait, my bad, please do!
Might as well shake the magic 8 ball.
"Is the rapture going to happen soon?"
*shake* *shake*
Outcome cloudy - try again later
Sure, atheists, go ahead and laugh at SisterNChrist. But what about clouds that look like big plates of spaghetti and meatballs? In fact, face it: most of them look like big plates of spaghetti and meatballs! I think it's a message that we Pastafarians will be touched by His Noodly Appendage sooner than we think.
John: In reply to your query about whether or not clouds shaped like spaghetti and meatballs hold any propheti signifigance, I doubt it. Witness, the Seventh I'd-Really-Rather-You-Didn't:
"7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?"
Yesterday, while at PE, I saw a cloud that looked like a large, erect penis, complete even with testicles. I wonder if that means anything?
No, it's your brain doing a common procedure to show you what you want to see.
For someone else, those clouds would have looked like lobsters.
How do these people survive, looking to the clouds, and waiting for the world to end? I mean, do they at least have hobbies to help them pass the time?! I'm sorry, but that seems an awfully bleak existence to me.
I see bunnies in the clouds , guess Eoster is coming in her bunny chariot.
Look up imminent, its been 2000 years.
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