JoKing: I don't subscribe to your caricature of theistic evolution.
Taking the account of the Fall as a true, allegorical, interpretation of the event, gives us the Fall, human sin and sinfulness, and the role of a Saviour. No problem.
You see, you cannot think my thoughts for me.

Martin: You can't have something that is true and allegorical at the same time. And no, you haven't solved the problem.

JoKing: You can. I have, along with many others, better educated than you and I, and humbler too..

Martin: No you can't, either the Fall is a real historical event or there is no reason for sin and judgement. Your theology fails.

JoKing: Historical, but not literal, expressed in allegorical language.

Martin: Rubbish. You're simply trying to avoid the obvious conclusion that Genesis records the events.