In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written.
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Wait, if a demonic entity can't know what's written there, how is it supposed to know it can't see what's written there?
Try Explosive Runes next time, they work better, in this incatation for example:
They say the world has two moons. They say Araby has countless dunes. But you care not as you tend your wounds, for you've just read explosive runes.
After consulting my spell book:
Arcane MarkUniversal
I will now use the see invisible spell to read your post
"In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written."
I'm not a fan of trolling, but if I ever were to indulge in such an activity, I'd definitely reply to this with "Sorry D, didn't work. -Love, Azazel."
"In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written."
And in the name of Hild, the 'Daimakaicho'; Leader of Hell ...:
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@Colgate
'I can summon up all the demons'
"Yes, but will they come when summoned???"
Upon the summoning of this pic of Hild (from the anime series "Ah! My Goddess")...:
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:x X3
This is sort of a catch-22 isn't it?
WTF is a 'demonic entity' anyway?
"In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written."
What if you're illiterate? Does that make you a demon?
The site this post came from is a shoo in for the Looniest of the Loony award. It is filled with the creme de la creme of loonies.
"In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written."
That shouldn't be too hard seeing as how, you know, they don't fucking exist anyway.
Meanwhile,
Hell, Satan Headquarters, 3rd Basement :
"Hey Boss, I am reading something funny on the internet site Ministering Deliverance"
Well, apparently demons follow orders given by humans, so I'll do humanity a favor here:
"In Jesus name, I command all demonic entities to fuck off for good. Get lost. Don't ever come back."
Ok, that's taken care of, next please.
@#1303580
"Well, I don't see any demonic entities..."
Just look at my previous post above yours, and you'll find a couple...!
[/Finbarr Saunders]
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In Darwin's name, I forbid all fundies to understand anything he has written. I invoke the spirits of Sagan, Dawkins, Hitchens and Einstein to block all fundies from ever learning anything . And I invoke the awesome power of Freud to drive them all batshit howling, drooling, frothing at the mouth insane!
Well, I may be too late. Perhaps this invocation has already been performed by my minions.
Seems to be working, though.
AAAAAAHHHH, MY EYES!! CURSE YOU, KNOWLEDGEABLE CHRISTIAN!!!
Was that what you wanted?
Whew. Y'know, every so often, I'm afraid I'm turning into a demon, just like anybody, so that was a relief. Thanks, D.
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"In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written."
Hild (the 'Daimakaicho', or Leader of Hell, in the manga/anime series "Ah! My Goddess") says...:
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(Ye gods, but Hild is H. O. T.! As in the ultimate MILF; she did fuck God himself, no less, and thus gave birth to the Goddess/Demon hybrid Urd)
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...oh, and as a result, thanks for conclusively proving that Jesus - and therefore God himself - doesn't exist. We demonic heathen Atheists appreciate you doing our work for us! >:D
I can read the post, but damn if I know what's "being written". Written where?
Hmm, Presto Remco. Or maybe, Oomgawah!
No?
"OogaBooga!"
Still didn't work. Let's see; "Hocus Pocus, Alamogordo!"
OK, big guns. Here goes;"Abracadabra, abracadabAB!! "
Naw...I got nothin'. My magic incantations have no effect on Dcide's mighty wall of Jesus.
Well, if these morbid people are correct, than I’m probably SEVERAL demons. Not because I’m into anything particularly “dark” or “demonic”, at least, not in the traditional sense, but I still feel like these people would DEFINITELY NOT approve of ANY of my interests or even my existence in general. I can read this.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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