being the eternal skeptic that I am, we know that only the Bible is 100% accurate.
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Lol srsly...?
Skepticism Fail
Inigo Montoya, check, "You're doing it wrong", check... yup, seems like we've covered all the important rebuttals.
"the bible"
Uh, which one?
"eternal skeptic"
Does... not... compute...
*brain goes BSOD*
@Berny
Hallo PPLGetReady. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my brain. Prepare to die.
Good that we know for certain that this is so. This allows us to understand the atoms better. After all, we use them to estimate the age of stuff, for example the Earth. And since the oh so accurate Babble effectively claims the Earth to be about 6000 years old, this tells us much about the atoms, doesn't it. This, in turn, tells us much about material science. And all the designed materials that we have do, in reality, not exist. According to the Babble. The actual look&feel&effect of these materials is only simulated in our brains by Satan to make us believe that the Babble is wrong.
I agree. It's just that... well... You know how God loves us, and how he created the world in 6 days, and how there was a talking snake, and a flood that covered the earth, and a boat that could carry every species, and how the red sea was parted, and God sent his son to earth, the child was born of a virgin, the child could turn water into wine, walk on water, raise the dead, feed thousands of people with a few loaves of bread, and could be resurrected in three days?
That's the only bit I have trouble with.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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