[to a poster who sees no harm in doing yoga]
You are dead wrong, and most likely full of demons by now. You should stop yoga immediately and order the "sweating to the REAL oldies" tapes. This is a series of aerobic workout tapes set to the chants of Gregorian Monks. Garaunteed not to lead you into the demonic world of things like yoga or that workout dude with the pony tail, he's clearly full of demons too.
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Dude. I like gregorian chanting. I've actually tried singing it myself, though I'm not too good at it.
If you defile that music with your stupidity I will not be amused.
After reading more of the site, I see that this guy was making fun of the attitude of some other posters.
Not Poe, but misinterpreted.
I Jumped the gun last post. This was a poe statement. Look at this other post he's made:
BW,
I think you've only touched the tip of the iceberg here. Apparently, much of the New Testament is altered, mistranslated, or otherwise changed as well.
For example, they turned Mary Magdelene into a prostitute, and then changed her back. Early versions of the Gospel of Mark include a somewhat different version of the Lazarus episode. This was removed later and is missing to this day from the King James version.
It seems there are many mis-understandings as well. The term Jesus of Nazareth is probably a corruption of Jesus the Nazorite. It seems that part of the Nazorite initiation included 40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness. Sound familiar?
From here
He is not a fundy. Repeat, he is NOT a fundy.
GREGORIAN CHANT!
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
\m/[(>.<]\m/
Yeah, definitely a Poe. Accusing Chuck Norris, who is a fundamentalist Christian, of selling satanic torture devices is definitely very Poe-like.
And guaranteed to utterly put you to sleep. It's the best sleep you've had in years.
Now, I love a Gregorian chant as much as the next medieval aficionado, but that chant was new at one point. It was shocking when chants started splitting into two parts.
You could do tai chi to Gregorian chant, though probably not aerobics.
I wonder... would it make good fucking music? Michael Cretu thought so, but apparently critics do not look back favorably on Enigma's work.
Clearly. Serious dude, What have you got against yoga? Since when is stretching a sin? I don't do yoga myself, but I do enjoy watching the beautiful, flexible women wearing tights :P ... maybe thats why ihavesinned sees yoga as such a bad thing? Too much prudiness on this planet for my liking.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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