God can arrange physical inhibitions to change the outcome of an election. If He wants candidate A to win, but the public wants B, he could cause people's car's to break down or the like in order to stop enough votes for Candidate B to change the outcome of the election.
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Perhaps, but to date, we havem't seen a mass break-down of every single democrat car in the country. Besides, why should Go care who gets into government? He is omnipotent, after all.
Well, apparently he wants, and have wanted, democrats to win. And none of the idiotic things that you have said have happened. God is not a type of cop for you.
Gee, God wanted the Democrats to win this time round and the Republicans to win the last time round... (and the time before that). And before that he wanted Clinton in power...
Just in: God responsible for hanging chads!
Well, there is a huge group of people praying in The Netehrlands to. They pray for a "moral, honest and efficient" government and have done so for the last few elections. Unfortunatly 2 of the resulting cabinets have fallen and people had to go vote for a temporary government.
Mm-hmm.
Maronan: This is agent Maronan from the FBI. God, you're under arrest.
Myth Buster, you're making God out to be a passive-aggressive, petty, mildly ineffective douche. Please stop.
And yet he can't stop wars, famine, disease, he couldn't stop the planes crashing into the twin towers, he can't really do much can he?
Yet you fundies all hate Obama so much....fuck, you cunts can never get your own bullshit stories straight, can you?
And at the risk of being Godwin-ed, that logic could apply to all elections everywhere, so maybe god was a Nazi who smoothed Hitler's path to power. So much for the Jews being his chosen people, mmmm?
"God can arrange physical inhibitions to change the outcome of an election."
So, considering 1979, here in the UK...!
Then God is the Evil One! He allowed Maggie Thatcher (*spit *) to be elected Prime Minister, thus starting the 2nd Dark Ages! She is the Antichrist, after all!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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