Jesus has asked me to go to work for him.
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You could monitor prominent preachers and point out to the media when they say something unChrist-like.
Hey, you hear that, victorpeterso?
Doesn't the employer typically provide the employee with, you know, a job? Isn't that whole point of the employer/employee relationship? I'd have to find my own position somewhere in the company.
Your God is just plain lazy, man!
victor, If your Jesus has just asked you to work for him, That means he gave you a job, Therefor you dont need to go looking.
Well, according to a lot of the less-than-loving fundies that get quoted on here, it sounds like there are lots of openings for hitmen, snipers, bombers and assorted thugs.
Gee, I don't know. There's always the far out choice of becoming a minister, but I think that might require a little more thought than you seem to want to put into things. Or maybe you could go join a monastary or something. I think people still do that, don't they? Is it really that difficult a decision?
Sell all your possessions, give the money to the poor, devote your life to helping people in need and trust god to meet your personal needs.
Yeah, like any fundamentalist would do such a Christ-like thing.
> Any suggestions on employment opportunities that serve our lord?
Yeah. Get a job at your local church as a professional liar and respected bigot.
Forget your principles (if you still have any). This scam has worked for centuries. You'll be quids in, and Jesus will personally escort you up to heaven when you finally kick the bucket.
Confused?
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