"Jesus didn't come from God"
Jesus is one part of God; he couldn't have come from himself, otherwise the whole basis of your religion - the Trinity - is completely fucked, as are your 'beliefs', beetlemuffdiver.
...but then, Jesus came from Mary, and not God, otherwise he'd have merely been 'poofed' into existence, as is, ready to go.
...oh yes, that's right. God just 'poofed' a universe, world & all the life on it, yet he couldn't do the same with Adam & Eve. Now there's 'omnipotence'! [/hyper-sarcasm]
...so just on that basis, if he couldn't do that, then God isn't omnipotent, thus he's not God, therefore he's a contradiction to himself, ergo he doesn't exist. Q.E. and D., bitch. So there's both 'Or's provided.
And for my next trick...:
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And the ten killed by Satan were only on the specific authorisation of God himself. I've yet to kill so much as one person to date, nor do I want to, ever. Therefore even Satan must have more than infinitely superior morals to God, to say nothing of mine (thus proving that Lucifer is actually the good guy in all of this). Great advert for Satanism, fundies.
(*Places business card on the charred, crackling, smoking corpse of beetlemuffdiver's argument, which reads*):
'Anon-e-moose. Weddings, Masonics, Bar Mitzvahs. Kittens saved, old women helped across roads, and fundies proved wrong while you wait. Your Friendly Neighbourhood Argument Annihilator and resident Smartarse.'
Start thinking, beetlemuffdiver.
