NEWS FLASH: Reports from all over the world indicate that millions of born-again Christians are disappearing into thin air, leaving nothing but their clothes and their dentures behind! Some say this "Rapture" was triggered by the Supreme Court's decision allowing Gay couple to marry. Oh, wait a minute. Never mind. False alarm.
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