PinkisLoveXo #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Question: Why would God prohibit souls in heaven from communicating?]

Answer:

okay, for the bloody millionth time....

PEOPLE DONT GO, STRAIGHT, TO, HEAVEN, WHEN, THEY, DIE!
WHEN, JESUS, COMES, THE, SECOND, TIME, THE , DEAD, WILL ,RISE, FROM, THEIR, GRAVES!

okeyy dokey! (:

heaven is a happy place, if people go straight there when they die, and then look down on their relatives crying their hearts out and such,, i dont think they would be so happy (:

oh and another thing..ITS NOT BIBLICAL

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