Well, some people claim you have "ape" DNA in you, it's not true. DNA corresponds to high level principles such as YHVH and the I Ching much more than it does to the contrived and man made theory of evolution.
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I ching? WTF! you fundies won't accept witchcraft,pokemon cards,astrology, harry potter, or Ouija boards but I Ching is ok?!?
1 Technically speaking, humans are apes.
2 I Ching? WTF? So every non Christian idea is inspired by Satan execept for the I Ching?
Uh, Jake, taxonomically you are an ape. And yes, our DNA and that of chimps is more than 98% identical. However, because of you the apes have requested that we keep this under our hats.
How about a "My Science Teacher Failed Me" award?
Oh, and Jake M? Why don't you submit your little theory to Nature. I'm sure you'd give them all a good laugh.
*sigh*
We do not have "Ape DNA." If we did, we could breed with apes. we have ape-LIKE DNA. Different enough to make us our own species, but similar enough to establish lineage.
Your homework for the night. Read another book. Put down the bible and read something else. Origin of Man, Harry Potter, hell Cat in the Hat. Expand your mind. It will not kill you. Trust me.
@Wrayth:here .
Which begins with Jakey boy's I Ching woo Gish Gallop. Which also brought in witterings about Atlantis, which is another favourite Jake topic.
Basically, the prevailing view among the long-suffering posters at IIDB (those of us with functioning brain cells that is) is that Jake is a Beavis & Butt-Head level teenager who simply obtains a twisted thrill out of spamming bulletin boards with the shit he cooks up. In fact, his posts can be found repeated verbatim on several other boards (look up the alternative user name "Kilik" and find a few examples under that moniker, plus the name "Jake S" under which he posted at the Richard Dawkins forums). Not only that, but he's taken to repeat spamming identical posts over at IIDB in different threads. Because, at bottom, he doesn't have ANY answers to the questions put to him there by the intelligent life forms (including the numerous professional scientists on that board) and his only response to the ever growing list of unanswered questions is to behave like a particularly puerile 12 year old. One who in addition seems to have been subject to almost continual exposure to weapons grade hallucinogens from about 8 weeks after his mother conceived him.
The DNA of every species is unique, that's why we have separate species. Do you even understand what DNA is? Do you even understand what reality is? Oh, cripes, why am I even asking...
Well, technically speaking, humans ARE a species of ape.
That aside, I think we have another nominee for the coveted Golden Crocoduck award.
Fundies indeed say the darndest things. We are great apes and mythology was man made, just like the ridiculous fundamentalist arguments. Evolution is a discovery made when observing the natural world, it's not invented, even if humans are at work to understand it. Unlike deities, that are invented by humans, imaginary beings. Confused enough to mix up Abrahamic tradition, Chinese divination and biology.
Awesome parody by Jon.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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