WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! IT ANSWERS EVERYTHING, AND IF YOU DONT BELIVE IT U HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
I've read the bible many, many times, Which is not something I can say for most of you fundies.
IT ANSWERS EVERYTHING
It's a book, not a fucking Magic 8-Ball. If the bible answers "everything" they why can't I find any four legged insects or cud chewing rabbits? Why can't I use it to calculate Pi? Can it answers questions about superstring theory or M-theory? Try again later.
AND IF YOU DONT BELIVE IT U HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You really don't get it, do you? I don't believe that anyone has a soul. Was that supposed to scare me into believing in "god"? If so then you fell far short of your target, Myself, nor any other aheists I know are going to be worried about not having something that we don't believe exists. If non believers have no souls then why bother trying to convert them in the first place?
Well first of all, there are waaay too many divergent plot lines. The characters are shaky as well: look at that 'god' character who needed six whole days to put things together, in the wrong order no less, and then he expects eternal adoration for that?!?
WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! IT ANSWERS EVERYTHING,
What's with the caps and the punctuation. Besides I did read it. That's why I am an atheist.
AND IF YOU DONT BELIVE IT U HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice. If I have no soul, and according to some interpretations of the Bible, it is the "Soul" which goes to heaven or hell, I don't have a problem, do I?
Norm
Why can't you people read Mother Goose!!!!!!!!! It answers everything, and if you don't believe it you have no soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B. It answers few things really and most of the truly good parts were ripped off from other earlier religions. Of course, you didn't know that because you've never bothered to investigate the history of your religion or any other religion.
C. You're right in that I don't have a soul, neither do you, nobody does. If you don't believe that, simply prove to us that souls actually exist.
I don't believe in the Bible. Guess I don't go to Hell then since I have no soul.
And if I had no soul would I somehow gain one? Then that would mean that there is no Hell at, and if there is then it must be incredibly vacant.
I have read it, and it has the most murder, rape, incest, genocide, and bullshit I have ever had the misfortune of reading in one poorly written book.
Then I have now soul.
*shrug*
WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
I, like many of the others who have already commented, have read the Bible. I studied it for seven years while I was a fundy.
IT ANSWERS EVERYTHING,
No, I'm sorry, but it doesn't. For instance: How can an "All-loving" God be so cruel? How can an "All-knowing" God be so stupid? How can an "All-powerful" God be so incompetent?
AND IF YOU DONT BELIVE IT U HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which, of course, contradicts your own beliefs, in that all people have souls. Of course, I doubt you could define a "soul." I could. It's actually one, as an atheist, that I still use.
Sure the Bible can answer everything, but can it see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Bible: "Because rabbits chew their cud?"
No, it's the cinnamon sugar swirls that kids like!
Bible: "I knew that!"
WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Many non believers have.
IT ANSWERS EVERYTHING
It doesn't give an answer as to why you're so fucking stupid.
AND IF YOU DONT BELIVE IT U HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Judge not, least ye be judged."
AND OF COURSE I'M RIGHT BECAUSE I TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND USE LOTS OF EXCLAIMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: Damn, sorry about the double post.
If the bible answers everything, then I have a question it needs to answer, per Jeff Foxworthy:
Any liquid, when you put it in the freezer, it turns to solid. Take it out, it turns back to liquid. But not Jello. Why is that? Please give specific book, chapter, and verse please.
Really? EVERY question? So where does the Bible reveal what happens in the final episode of Forever Knigh? Chapter and verse, mind, and none of this metaphor crap.
And does it explain properly why the Malkavians no longer have Dementation?
Does it tell us where Jimmy Hoffa's buried?
How bout Bigfoot, it tell us that?
No? Then STFU.
Damn it, he finished off all the exclamation marks on the internet.
I have read many parts of the Bible. It didn't answer the questions I had, so I turned to encyclopedias and dictionaries instead.
We can read the Bible; we are all literal here.
There is probably no soul, yes.
WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Why don't YOU
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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