[Someone asked little elmer who created God in which he gave the standard "God is outside the universe" response. When asked who created the universe that God resides in...]
Seriously - anytime you ask "Who created..." just fill in God.
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Just fill in God? Okay.
Who created God?
How long to we have to keep this up?
@ TauRaven:
God did, duh.
OH SHIT MY BRAIN
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Call stack overflow.
Isn't it convenient that 'god', being the basis of their religion, is totally untestable by science? Whenever you make up a deity and want it to last, I guess you make sure that the 'god' can do anything and everything.
Q: How can something come from nothing?
Q: Where does God come from?
Q: Who Created God?
Q: How can intellect be derived or learning take place in a vacuum of non-existence, or with lack of material or sensory input?
A: God
Q: How could molecular theory be intuited before there were molecules?
A: God
Q: Who invented the light bulb?
A: God
Q: What's two plus two?
A: God
Q: A train leaves Chicago...
A: God
....
Works if you're a moron!
I have a better idea - anytime you want to ask any question, whether it's about creation or billiard balls, think, does the person you're asking have an actual brain, or is the person completely ignorant.
There was a time (somewhere from March 4 to April 9, 1965), when people that considered stupidity and ignorance to be noble and holy, were shunned by society.
Who created swiss cheese?
Who created the metric system?
Who created the Devil?
Who created evolution?
Who created small pox?
Who created the tornado that killed thousands of people?
etc. etc. etc.
You spin me right round baby, right round
@Mike:
Like this, you mean?
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"Who created sin?"
Gotcha.
Who shat on the carpet?
God did it!
YES!
Who created homosexuality?
Who created Pete Burns?
Who created evolution?
It's turtles all the way down!
Seriously, didn't this kid learn about divine omnipresence in Sunday School? I remember being taught from an early age that God is everywhere at once. It's a very widely-held belief, not just among Christians, but in other religions as well.
A self-answering question from Kaz's Underworld:
"Okay, who flung shit and why are there spots on the wall?"
Who created computers?
Oops!
-Seriously - anytime you ask "Who created..." just fill in God.-
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- The Empire State Building
..yup.. this "God-did-it" excuse is great!
"God?" she said, "Hah! We all know the world is held up by a giant turtle!"
I'm pretty sure I quoted that wrong.
At least scientists are honest. When they don't know something, they say "we don't know", instead of "goddidit".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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