God didn't just create the Earth with the ozone layr to protect his people from very very hot sun he also made a round sheet of ice to cover above the Ozone layer!
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The ozone layer doesn't protect from heat.
God didn't create it... or anything else.
There has never been a "round sheet of ice to cover above the Ozone layer."
You're a moron.
It's always such a pleasure to look at them coming up with new shit they instantly believe. "Bleeeerrrghhh, sun hot, ice cold, pahhaps big sheeeeeld halp kill hot. Yes, that's it, that's something God would to. Hey, mom!..."
**facepalmheaddeskspinefloorfootchestbrainimplode**
The water canopy idea is retarded. Please, retract what you just said for the good of all mankind!
I believe that according to Genesis the world is a flat disc resting on an ocean, enclosed in a spherical firmament where the stars hang, and outside that firmament lies the waters, and beyond the waters lies Heaven. Of course this is all wrong.
@Not_You
2008-May-22 12:54 AM
What's a round sheet? Wouldn't it be a sphere?
No, it would be a half spherem to be exact.
All attempts to convince people that earth is round (and older than 600 years) were just attempts by Satan, to lead true christians astray
Therefore we just need a half sphere of Ice to protect the men (and their helpmeets)on earth from the heat. Well, unless there are also people living on the underside of the disc. But this would be ridiculous as, being on the underside, they would surely fall down
:D
And where is this sheet of ice? Why don't rockets run into it when they head into space?
Edit: Nevermind, szena answered my question.
ya know how ice melts out in the sun? Guess what, the entirety of this imaginery sheet of ice would be exposed to direct sunlight. If it were thick enough to not melt in a matter of hours then it would block out all of the sunlight from the planet and all life would freeze to death immediately after god created it.
Wouldn't a layer of ice cause an awful lot of pressure on the planet's surface? ---Darkfire Taimatsu
Yes it would. The calculations I've seen indicate that the air pressure at sea level would be in the neighborhood of 16,000 psi.
While I'm pretty sure no astronaut ever mentioned an ice sheet, the first one did point out that God wasn't hovering around watching. Unless, of course, you worship the sun, then shit...he's there alllll the time.
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