My aunt said that she felt a pressence in the room and very audible voice whisper in her ear. This has happened to her agian recently about 2-3 weeks ago. It was more of a message than an answer to a prayer. She was awake in her bed and she heard an audible voice tell that "she could be better than what she is now" then she heard the sound of a bell ringing and the pressence travel up and out through the ceiling. I almost always feel a pressence when I reply on message boards like this in fact It just happened this second and it feels good so I'm guessing its and angel. I have goose bumps, I'm tingeling all over and I fell what can only be described as a pressure? I don't know I just hope I don't see anything.
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"My aunt said that she felt a pressence in the room and very audible voice whisper in her ear."
Your aunt was nuts.
"This has happened to her agian recently about 2-3 weeks ago."
Your aunt is still nuts.
"It was more of a message than an answer to a prayer. She was awake in her bed and she heard an audible voice tell that "she could be better than what she is now" then she heard the sound of a bell ringing and the pressence travel up and out through the ceiling."
Your aunt is still nuts and left the TV on with some self-help program playing.
"I almost always feel a pressence when I reply on message boards like this in fact It just happened this second and it feels good so I'm guessing its and angel."
No, you're just getting an inappropriate hard-on.
See if you can feel the presence of an english textbook.
"I have goose bumps,"
Woohoo. My street has speed bumps.
"I'm tingeling all over and I fell"
I'm sorry. I hope you're all right.
" what can only be described as a pressure?"
A riddle? I don't know. What can only be described as a pressure?
"I don't know"
Great, tell a riddle for which you don't have the answer.
"I just hope I don't see anything."
OK, but that probably means you're going to fall again.
So "and (sic) angel" told your aunt she could be better than she is currently? Not sure whether that referred to self improvement or matters of health, but either way -- Wow! What a revelation! There's no way such an amazing insight could pop into anyone's mind except for heavenly intervention.
Sarcasm aside, why are the messages that fundies receive from angels and other gullible types receive from "psychics" so pathetically trite? One would hope that if these beings took all the trouble to travel here from another realm that they at least have something interesting to say.
Here's the section that is involved with almost all of these delusions...
IN BED
they always appear to be IN BED when seeing demons etc. Are demons/angels only able to attack when somebody is lying down?
Perhaps, and this might be a long shot, people are actually asleep/falling asleep and finding themselves dreaming or under sleep paralysis or whatever. I dunno, seems like a possiblity to me.
Go ask your aunt yourself. If your aunt ever exists. I mean, with internet all is possible, specially if I am sure that I will not find a NOGREATER love in the census, not even in LAS VEGAS.
Did your aunt say that she couldn't get out of bed while these visions were occuring. If so there is nothing supernatural about them, it's just a wierd type of dream where you feel like you're awake but you're really not. Another solution, how old is your aunt, she could just be gettint senile.
Maybe lots of people are telling your aunt that she should be getting her shit together and she had a dream about it.
The sound of a bell ringing, might be a bell.
You are not the first individual to become aroused by images or actions on the internets. That pressure can be avoided by wearing sweatpants next time.
@Onyx
lol.
Someone's masturbating while posting on Christian forums.
lol.
Not really what I'd call a "Christian" forum, most of the posters there (including myself) are atheist.
I've talked to this person before in one of my threads... huh...
~Jerod T.
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