Uh no Evolution? should not be taught because it defies America, logic, and people are so ignorant that complexity could come from chance. I refuse to have my future children learn they were apes and have no intelligent creator.
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Well, now. I have a two year old daughter, but I never knew she was an ape a year or so ago. And just, how, exactly, does evolution defy America? Did America not evolve from Europe right? And it defies logic? Normally your kind denies logic because it helps prove evolution. And BTW, my daughter had an intelligent creator, two, actually.
Technically speaking, if someone like you has kids, they'll definitely have no intelligent creator, if you follow me... ;3
@Panz, she's technically correct, we are apes. We're closer to chimps than either they or us are to the gorilla, "apes" aren't a legitimate group if you exclude humans (much like dinosaurs aren't if you exclude birds).
"#775177 2008-Oct-21 07:20 AM
Science defies America? That's like saying that hunting defies a bird dog.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_american_inventions
" I refuse to have my future children learn they were apes "
What about grammar? Can they learn about that? For example, never start a sentence with "uh", evolution does not have a capital except at the start of the sentence, and question marks go at the end of the sentence, not the middle. I know I sound nitpicky, but if you're going to turn your back on science, you should at least know something.
Given that you're their parent, the second of your objections is already over-ruled....
And, yes, complexity can come from chance. Ever heard of fractals?
On the primate family "tree," chimps are more closely related to humans than they are to gorillas. That means your children weren't apes, but are apes, just like their parents. Deal with it.
Complexity did not come from chance you fucking idiot. Complexity arose through the process of natural selection acting on the survival differentials created by random genetic mutation. That may seem like chance to you but it's only because you are stupid and don't understand evolution. In fact, it is the opposite of chance.
And by the way, your children weren't apes, they ARE apes, you dumbass. Also, YOUR children apparently did not have an intelligent creator and I feel sorry for them.
“Uh no Evolution? should not be taught because it defies America,”
"logic,”
“and people are so ignorant that complexity could come from chance.”
"I refuse to have my future children learn they were apes and have no intelligent creator.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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