Praying that the agnostics and atheists jumpstart their brains before it is too late.
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The reality is that Atheists never stalled out as Rapturites have. I compare it to Rapturites being like mixing up your plug wires so the firing order never allows start up, Atheists know there is a reason for that order, The right imformation solves such problems.
As much as i disagree with Christians beliefs, Rapturites double down on it by believing a seperate, unbiblical Rapture fairy tale.
Its nice to know that that's more important to you than praying for say... world peace or feeding the hungry or for new advances in medicine and the like. No, of all the things you can think of to pray for, you choose "Please make everyone just like me."
Praying that the agnostics and atheists jumpstart their brains before it is too late.
Oldest selling tactic in the book. Appeal to "fear of being left behind".
"Buy this toaster NOW! All smart people do so! It's a once-in-a-lifetime-offer! Before it's too late!!!"
This is exactly the same psychological trick as: "Accept Jesus as your personal Saviour NOW!!! Before it's too late!!!"
Nope, it's not working for me. I'm still an atheist, ten years later.
But then the more rational amongst us know perfectly well what prayer achieves, don't we?
“Praying that the agnostics and atheists jumpstart their brains before it is too late.”
Maybe start with all the Christains who believe in your god but worship him in the wrong way?
Catholics, Mormons, whatever. It’d just be tweaking an existing belief.
Then ‘fix’ all the believers following the wrong god.
THEN the aganstics.
THEN the atheists.
Each step would be easier than the next, AND each step would be useful as evidence to convince the rest. I mean, if all the Baptists became Catholic, that’s a strong indicator that God’s involved.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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