there once waz a bible show that proved that u werent created from millions of years of nothing what i mean is that u werent created from like mokeys or rocks or anything else its sounds weired but right after adam and eve where sent out of the garden that people where just being born
no one i know and probably ever will know how people got to where we are now but
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"there once waz a bible show that proved that u werent created from millions of years of nothing what i mean is that u werent created from like mokeys or rocks or anything else its sounds weired but right after adam and eve where sent out of the garden that people where just being born"
What? Try it again. In English this time.
"no one i know and probably ever will know how people got to where we are now but
Neither Bibles nor priests are good for much of anything.
Awfuck. I thought this wuz a limerick...
there once waz a bible show ...
Wait. Are they animating Chick tracts now?
Awfuck.
I swear written languages are devolving to some form close to early manuscripts: no easy way to distinguish sentences, abbreviations galore...
What's next? Dropping vowels and spaces? Or, expressed thusly :
whtsnxtdrpngvwlsndspcsrxprsdthsl
"no one i know and probably ever will know how people got to where we are now but bible and priest can help"
...and a proper understanding and usage of English can help people to understand what the fuck you are on about.
"there once waz a bible show that proved- "
[Trapdoor in the floor opens.]
"AAAAAAAaaaaiiiiieeeee..." [*Plop*]
Next.
(@ imartdarling and WMUATimothy: also http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Mokey_Fraggle . Now we might know which "rock" justintoney is talking about!)
Run-on sentence much?
“there once waz a bible show that proved that u werent created from millions of years of nothing”
“what i mean is that u werent created from like mokeys or rocks or anything else”
“its sounds weired but right after adam and eve where sent out of the garden that people where just being born”
“no one i know and probably ever will know how people got to where we are now but
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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