LW replying to another illiterate fundie
[I belive in God, but you do relise XC is full of fur***s aithiests? You might wana start running now...
inb4thereisnogod.]
Did Jesus run from Satan?
Did Paul run?
Did Peter run?
Did Samson run?
Did David run?
Satan & Legion of Demons ran from Jesus.
I'm bold as Peter.
I'm brave as King David.
I'd been pick on in high school for being Christian.
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"I'd been pick on in high school for being Christian."
Oh, you and your persecution complexes. LoneWolf, the real reason why people picked on you then and still pick on you now is because your grasp of the English language(which is your native tongue) is worse than a dyslexic Chinaman, you talk like you know shit yet your IQ is more than likely in the single digits, and of course let's not forget:
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You probably know this but you just use your faith as crutch so when people make fun of you, you can just piss and moan about how it's because you're christian but deep down you know that it's really because you're an illiterate bafoon and a weirdo. But then again, maybe you don't know it, because, let's face it, you're pretty fucking stupid to say the least.
"I'm bold as Peter.
I'm brave as King David. "
You're dense as London fog.
You're lame as a senior citizen's dong.
"I'd been pick on in high school for being Christian. "
I was a christian when I was in high school and I never had any problems from anyone because of it. I can, however, tell you those who were picked on: atheists and homosexuals, and guess who the victimizers were...
Yeah, surely it was your religion that was cause of the bullying.
I guess his retardation didn't have any part of it.
I recall Paul, Peter and David as all having fled from one circumstance or another.
Of course, I've actually read the Bible. You, for all your public masturbation about Jebus, have just demonstrated that you have not.
Nobody in the west gets picked on for being Christian, unless you define "Christian" as "judgmental, holier-than-thou God-botherer". They get picked on for proselytizing and telling people their religious beliefs are wrong and they're going to hell for it.
Satan & Legion of Demons ran from Jesus.
And?
Voldermort and his death eaters were afraid of Dumbledore.
It's just the old good vs evil theme.
I'm bold as Peter.
If he was so bold then why did he deny christ?
I'm brave as King David.
David had a lady's husband killed so he can marry her.
Are you that brave?
I'd been pick on in high school for being Christian.
I was christian through part of high school and I never got picked on. Maybe your just a moron.
"I'd been pick on in high school for being Christian."
Funny. When I went to high school, I was bullied for *not* being Christian. I still remember some guy coming up to me on the schoolbus and punching me because "this is GAWD'S country!"...
Well, at least I didn't get it as bad as an openly-gay goth friend of mine - some girls stole her bookbag during gym and filled it with water, ruining all of her books, her homework, a CD player and several CDs, and so on... And these were the same girls who were part of the big-ass prayer circle that formed in the courtyard every day following lunch, and who were part of the youth group at the church down the road from me.
I'd been pick on in high school for being Christian
Bullshit. Lying. For. Jesus.
I'm not saying you weren't picked on in HS, I'm saying that the fact you were a christian had nothing to do with you being picked on.(In fact, considering some of the infantile art you do, I'd be suprised that you made it to high school.)
Oooo, picked on in high school? My, what hard times you've endured...
What is with this persecution complex? Being a white Christian in North America puts you in one of the most privileged positions in the world, so shut the fuck up.
While this LW fellow obviously can't spell for shit or form complete sentences, I notice a lot of people here can't seem to distinguish between "your" and "you're". I'm no master when it comes to writing either, but it really bugs me when people fuck up the "your"/"you're" thing.
#676956:
"While this LW fellow obviously can't spell for shit or form complete sentences, I notice a lot of people here can't seem to distinguish between "your" and "you're". I'm no master when it comes to writing either, but it really bugs me when people fuck up the "your"/"you're" thing."
Your an asshat. Now leave before I kick you're ass.
I saw that . . . picture . . . that, that, that . . . revolting picture and, and, and now I want to cry .
Why did it have to be a fucking Disney character? Jesus, that fucking ruined my childhood memories of Disney films. If it was anything else, fine, but not a fucking Disney character.
Fuck you and die Danddo.
Jesus is a myth.
Satan is a myth.
Any questions?
"I'm bold as Peter.
I'm brave as King David.
I'd been pick(sic) on in high school for being Christian. "
Not to mention illiterate and stupid.
"Did Jesus run from Satan?
Did Paul run?
Did Peter run?
Did Samson run?
Did David run?"
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