[Answering - "If gay/lesbian people aren't hurting u, then why do you care?"]
They have tainted the earth, they carry sins which they proclaim as being righteousness. They are cult aimed at making the weak sheep of society fall into acceptance. They must be stopped, or else God will stop them.
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Did he copy-paste this from some RPG, by any chance?
And if God is going to stop them, what's your problem with them?
"They are cult aimed at making the weak sheep of society fall into acceptance."
The bad news is that our evil secret master plan has been uncovered. The even worse news is that the fundies have beaten us to making the sheeple fall into acceptance.
Yeah, yeah; the same has been said about Westboro Baptist Church, Jack Thompson, and Scientology. Think of a new shtick for a change.
"...or else God will stop them."
Then stand back and let god do whatever it does. It's not like it's any of your business - much less that an omnipotent, all-knowing whatsit needs any help from the likes of you.
They must be stopped, or else God will stop them.
That's right! It's the first rule of fundie-dom that God doesn't just punish sinners. He beats on anyone who's standing anywhere near them. Look at all those fundamentalist Baptist churches He destroyed with Katrina in order to get those cross-dressing homos in New Orleans! And He didn't even hurt the gays, because He hit the wrong part of the city.
In fact, according to Fred Phelps, you just have to live in the same country with gays and God will blow you to bits with an IED in Iraq.
"They are cult aimed at making the weak sheep of society fall into acceptance."
Mirror mirror on the wall....
"They must be stopped, or else God will stop them."
If your god wants to stop us, let him. Until he does, leave us alone!
@ Vampirehummingbird:
And again, in which way does it affect you?, don't we attract God's wrath all the time, according to you because we're all sinners?
"They have tainted the earth, they carry sins which they proclaim as being righteousness."
...and a shadow was cast across the land, rendering lands barren and cities desecrated, and a darkness reached out across the skies, eviscerating further. And glaive was hefted against glaive in this deepest of gloamings...
Anyone care to finish this?
"They must be stopped, or else God will stop them."
Well then just let God deal with it and shut the fuck up.
So our great, and dire...insidious even...plan is to get you guys to accept a live and let live policy, BY YOUR OWN ADMISSION. That's all you read the gay agenda as? And it's STILL too much to ask?! Seriously, WTF?!
"They have tainted the earth, they carry sins which they proclaim as being righteousness. They are cult aimed at making the weak sheep of society fall into acceptance. They must be stopped"
I agree. And I accept your apology. Now...what were you going to say about the gays?
/They have tainted the earth, they carry sins which they proclaim as being righteousness. They are cult aimed at making the weak sheep of society fall into acceptance./
You owe me a new irony meter.
they carry sins which they proclaim as being righteousness. They are cult aimed at making the weak sheep of society fall into acceptance
Actually, that describes fundies to a T.
Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
They have tainted the earth, they carry sins which they proclaim as being righteousness. They are cult aimed at making the weak sheep of society fall into acceptance. They must be stopped, or else God will stop them .
Then why have gay people been around for, oh say, The whole of human history? Why hasn't he stopped them before? Why not in times that homosexuality was way more accepted than it is today? Ancient Greece mabye? Even though you wrap your bigotry around a cross, that dosen't change what it is... bigotry!
that was an interesting way to dodge the question, if not contradict any answer you may have in the future. I'll reiterate. If god will stop all the gay people from...I dunno, being gay, being happy, living, whatever, then why is it that you care to get involved? The idea of making people accept them doesn't propose any sort of problem as you've failed to describe what the problem with gay people is in the first place, aside from apparently tainting the earth but anyone's guess is as good as mine as to what the Hell that's supposed to mean. Lastly, only religious zealots claim to be 'righteous' and I've never met a single gay person who claimed to be, particularly not for something as neutral as sexual orientation.
They have tainted the earth, they carry sins which they proclaim as being righteousness.They are cult aimed at making the weak sheep of society fall into acceptance.
What's really sad is, this could easily be said of Christians.
They must be stopped, or else God will stop them.
Yes, the Christians must be stopped -- I'm not counting on your god to do the work, though.
"They must be stopped, or else God will stop them."
Is your God some kind of invalid that can't do anything on their own?
"They have tainted the earth, they carry sins which they proclaim as being righteousness. They are cult aimed at making the weak sheep of society fall into acceptance. "
What is 'religion', Alex?
The world needs protection against retarded bible wankers like you, not from gay and lesbians. You, a small minded retarded american bible thumper is a much greater danger to the world than any gay or lesbians I have ever met.
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