Although we all want to go home, we should also want as many souls to go home with us!
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Yeah, let's all pray for war, chaos, destruction and death. That'd be nice.
Why do they call this place "home"? They've never even been there.
Anyway it sounds terrible, especially if it was full of fundtards like the RR crew.
How, in the name of all that is sane and good, would that be a more effective recruiting tool than simply appearing and proving he fucking exists?
What the FUCK is WRONG with you people?!
Why, that's so crazy it just might work!
Wait...no...actually, it's TOO crazy.
I think you should read about this guy, you may have heard of him. His name was jeebus or jeezus or something like that. Anyway, he talked about peace and love and such. You should check it out. They wrote a whole book about him.
Remember that one guy that was complaining of how the Rapture Ready name is often distorted when they post these. Well, THIS IS WHY !?!
Oh yeah, back to the comment, wasn't there something about not killing in the bible ? So only civilians would end up in heaven. God, the whole concept is just fucking twisted and so wrong.
"Although we all want to go home, we should also want as many souls to go home with us! "
No way! I pay to live in my own apartment alone. All those souls can find someone else to live with and mooch off of.
Just how sick can you possibly be?
You guys can't stand even basic contraception, but you want us all dead the moment we're born. What the hell is up with that?
"Instead of praying for peace, I pray God will use wars, etc. to bring more people to Him."
It's worked so far. Oh, wait...
Oh dear... I really feel sorry for these people. And for everyone around them who are affected by their actions and behaviour.
What is wrong with you guys? Mommy and daddy didn't love you enough when you we're kids? They "loved" you too much? You feel all depressed and helpless and feel need for imaginary friends? Ever considered talking about these thoughts to a real doctor? There are working medications and therapies out there, you know. In a real world.
Well, I know the current wars are certainly convincing me...
...that you're sadistic, raving nutcases. If I'd ever wanted to become a Christian (this situation has never arisen), the Rapturetards would have been enough to put me off for life.
This is awesome.
Again, as someone stated earlier, why not just make yourself self evident, god? Why all the beating around the bush?
WAR, HHHUUAAA, GOOD GOD Y'ALL! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
Ummm, hastening the rapture?
God...using war, famine, pain and suffering to bring people to him.
Satan...in any way the fundies seem to paint him, he generally just wants humanity to be happy.
Who's the bad guy again?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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