[In response to: God is more a title then a name.]
then why do you use a name like god spelled backward is dog and everybody knows that a dog is a female bitch
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"female bitch" is a pleonasm, you fuckwit, and male dogs represent about one half of the canine species. Not to mention that the god <=> dog thing only works in english. Do you enjoy making no sense at all?
The term "dog" can refer to a dog of either sex. The proper term for a male is also "dog" and a female is a "bitch."
That being said, the curiousity that god backwards is dog has nothing to do with the topic. God is a title. God's name is Jehovah or the variant spellings of Jehovah, or Jealous depending on which passage you want to believe.
Oh bless, though, he's only 33. Can you imagine how long that took him to figure out? It's only right he'd want to tell everyone. He gets an F for the dog = female bitch part, but he's sort of on the right lines.
Fut the Wuck Seconded.
You know if you put capitalization in, and some punctuation it almost makes sense.
"Then why do you use a name like God? Spelled backward it is dog, and everybody knows that a dog is a female bitch"
See, the first two lines make sense, and it's true. We do use the name God, and God spelled backward is Dog, however, I'm still trying to figure out the last statement...
Yes a bitch is a female dog, however not every dog is a bitch.
Slainte!
Cristians started calling him God to Brand the word to their diety. It pisses off a lot of Christians when you refer to Zeus as a God because they think the words reserved now.
They're wrong again. Someday a Fundy will make that Fundy Dictionary and even the Babel fish won't be able to translate it.
Once again Myspacers show their world-class intelligence level. A bitch is a female dog, o royal fucktard. Get it the right way around next time, learn correct grammar, and take Occam's razor to the first part while you're at it, and then you just might make sense.
Last time I checked, a dog is a MALE bitch, dummkopf! The female canine is called bitch, the male is called dog.
Why use a name like norman? Spelled backwards that's namron, and that just sound silly.
There are other languages than English, ya know. There's Gott, Dieu, Gud, Dios, Deus, Allah, etc. They don't all turn into the word "dog" if you spell them backwards.
"then why do you use a name like god spelled backward is dog and everybody knows that a dog is a female bitch"
Because he is? And you lot are proof of the saying: 'Fundie: Take away 'Fun'. What is left?'
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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