"I always thought that the "laws of nature" were the physical laws and by definition impossible to break. "aids" "fool mother nature"...
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Laws of physics cannot be broken.
As syphilis exists, and its sufferers are overwhelmingly heterosexual, straight sex must also violate the "laws of nature." I don't think this "mother nature" character works the way you think she does...
You would have more of a point if AIDS/HIV was only transmitted through anal sex. As it is not, you are just full of shit.
And even than it would not mean that sodomy is unnatural or breaking any kind of “natural law”. Many things that are natural are also fatal. Otherwise nothing and no one would die.
Wut. Sodomy is against the laws of nature because it's possible to contract HIV if you're having sex with someone who has it? Pretty sure AIDs is not supernatural. Just because you can get ill by doing something doesn't make it against the laws of nature. I can simply never wash my hands and contract an illness as a result. That's what they did back in the day, totally natural.
it "might not seem to you"....but, its called "aids"
He's called Magic Johnson and he, apparently, "fooled mother nature". And not only do we have AIDS treatments but recently they've found that foot cream may be able to kill HIV .
Then it is only fair that we get to blame hetero sex for every STD, from crabs and the clap to syphilis and hepatitis B. Oh, and HIV! As a matter of facts, I suspect that you're a lot less likely to get crabs from bumsex than from good old missionary position sex. And I'm positive that the two absolute worst STDs are exclusive to hetero sex: babies, and life!
"but, you can't 'fool mother nature' "
Really? Invoking a pagan nature goddess? You're in violation of "Thou shalt have no other gods before me.", aren't you?
it "might not seem to you"....but, its called "aids"
AIDS is caused by a virus, not gay sex. Plenty of straight people have AIDS.
Answer me this, you fucking atheists. If Jesus isn't real, then who wrote the Bible?
Christianity:1
Checkmate.
@James,
It's ARAC's implication that Jesus wrote the Bible that makes me think Poe. I'm not sure I've ever heard that claim before, and thought most Christians believed it was written by guys named Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, and Paul.
A Real American Christian
Answer me this, you fucking atheists. If Jesus isn't real, then who wrote the Bible?
Christianity:1
Checkmate.
The hint of batshit insanity is promising, but you still have to work on that. You’ll have to add some more outrageous claims, like “Moses was a Christian” or “God kicked the platypus to Australia after the flood”. Just read some quotes from the Top100, you’ll get the idea.
And you have to work on your spelling and grammar to be convincing. As it is now, I can give your post only a 4/10.
Better luck next time.
Hoot, your opponent has not used the word "might", but used "wouldn't". You seem to fail to grasp what citations are.
I failed to read "aids" as "AIDS", silly me. I thought about strap-ons, prosthetics, etc.
With modern medicines, very few get full-blown AIDS, and most infected with HIV stay relatively healthy and non-contagious. It seems you can "fool mother nature" with a couple of pills.
Most people contracting HIV today are heterosexual people in sub-Saharan Africa, partly because they are very superstitious and don't trust modern medicine there.
HIV infection is a consequence of engaging in unsafe sexual practices, without regard for the genders of those engaged. In fact, the WHO reports the majority of new HIV infections are noww the result of heterosexual, not homosexual, intercourse.
Except AIDS has nothing to do with being gay; it’s caused by HIV, which straight people can contract as well, which you would notice if only you’d pull your head out of your fucking arse.
@Neith, James
I’m pretty sure the “Checkmate, atheists!” comment is just an internet joke.http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/checkmate-atheists
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