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When did the US military, the most powerful fighting force on Earth and in history. become a f**king social engineering experiment for liberal degenerates? When did the US start kissing the oft-penetrated asses of faggots by acceding to every one of their demands?

Screw the liberals. If the fags want to bugger each other's asses, let them do it away from our military. There's no room for perverts.

And BTW, this is blatant, shameless discrimination against the practitioners of all the other paraphilias. The military must now allow open exhibitionists, sadomasochists, frotteurists, coprophiliacs, apotemnophiliacs, biastophiliacs, klismaphiliacs, and on and on. The fixation wth catering only to faggots is bigoted and must cease.

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old comment by WWWWolf

> If the fags want to bugger each other's asses, let them do it away from our military.

Isn't this what they're already doing?

> The military must now allow open exhibitionists, sadomasochists, frotteurists, coprophiliacs, apotemnophiliacs, biastophiliacs, klismaphiliacs, and on and on.

I have no idea what the hell most of these are. And I'm an effing furry. (Not much into weird stuff, mind you.) Even Firefox spell checker has no idea what these words are. Just what calibre of a pervert are you if you have such detailed knowledge of strange sexual practices? Or are you just throwing us some incomprehensible words to see if we can spot the non-dirty ones? *sigh* Never mind, forget I asked...

old comment by A fag

If the fags want to bugger each other's asses, let them do it away from our military.

Yeah, because all we fags do is have buttsex all day long. It's not like gay people want to be able allowed in the military so they can, y'know, SERVE IN THE MILITARY. Nope, we just want to fuck while bullets whiz over our heads 'cause it sounds like a fun time.

this is blatant, shameless discrimination against the practitioners of all the other paraphilias.

Nope, because a sexual orientation isn't a paraphilia. No one really needs to know what your fetishes are, it usually doesn't even come up in normal conversation. But if you're gay it's extremely difficult to hide that when the other guys start talking about their girlfriends or which actress they would prefer to bang.

Actually for that matter, I've never heard of any law against someone with any of those fetishes being allowed in the military. Sure, with something like exhibitionism you can't actually practice it there, but since when do they say, "Oh you're turned on by poop? Sorry, can't be in the military!" I've never heard of that. If they did, it could be discrimation, but saying "Openly gay people are now allowed to serve in the military in addition to openly straight people" isn't excluding anyone. So it sounds like you don't know what discrimation is either.

You get an F-

old comment by dionysus

When did the US military, the most powerful fighting force on Earth and in history. become a f**king social engineering experiment for liberal degenerates?

At about a quarter past never.

When did the US start kissing the oft-penetrated asses of faggots by acceding to every one of their demands?

1) Yet more fantasizing about anal sex from the homophobes. Seriously, you guys talk about it more than actual gay people.

2) We're not giving homosexuals whatever they want, we're just treating them equally.

If the fags want to bugger each other's asses, let them do it away from our military.

Agreed.

And BTW, this is blatant, shameless discrimination against the practitioners of all the other paraphilias.

Oh fuck you and your crocodile tears. You don't really care about discrimination, you're just using this as another attack on gay rights. And anyway, are you saying that if everyone is not allowed we might as well only allow straight, vanilla people? Yeah, fuck that.

The military must now allow open exhibitionists, sadomasochists, frotteurists, coprophiliacs, apotemnophiliacs, biastophiliacs, klismaphiliacs, and on and on.

Sure. In fact, I'm pretty sure there's already no prohibition against exhibitionists, sadomasochists, or whatever else anyone is into in their private life.

The fixation wth catering only to faggots is bigoted and must cease.

Yeah! Let's only cater to straight people, that's not bigoted! Moron.

old comment by Gore

"When did the US military, the most powerful fighting force on Earth and in history. become a f**king social engineering experiment for liberal degenerates?"

Since desegregation, mother fucker. And y'know what? It worked out just fine. Committed volunteers should be alllowed to serve their country on equal terms as any other regardless of race, gender, or orientation. There is virtually no indication that a hard working soldier who happens to be gay is any less capable than one who happens to be straight, just as all assumptions regarding "colored" soldiers were falsely premised and have since been dropped along with segregation. And furthermore, what one does in their own bedroom with other consenting adults is none of Uncle Sam's business.

Thanks for the boatload of fail all the same, douchebag.

old comment by onlyinamerica

~DoctorDoom
When did the US military, the most powerful fighting force on Earth and in history. become a f**king social engineering experiment for degenerates? When did the US start kissing the oft-penetrated asses of faggots by acceding to every one of their demands?
Screw the liberals..? [yesh..I]...want to bugger each other's asses, let ...[me] do it away from our military. There's room for perverts.
And BTW, this is blatant, shameless discrimination against the practitioners of [my] other paraphilias. The military must now allow open exhibitionists, sadomasochists, frotteurists, coprophiliacs, apotemnophiliacs, biastophiliacs, klismaphiliacs, and on and on. My] fixation wth catering only to faggots is bigoted and must [not] cease.~

(exhibitionists, sadomasochists, frotteurists, coprophiliacs, apotemnophiliacs, biastophiliacs, klismaphiliacs) hmmm...think he forget to add f***king monkeys to his list proclivities...sounds like he gave himself away..

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"When did the US military, the most powerful fighting force on Earth and in history. become a f**king social engineering experiment for liberal degenerates?"

Oh, I dunno. Mayhaps when they saw how the armed forces here in the UK didn't fucking care about the sexuality of recruits to the British Army, Royal Navy, Royal Air Force and Royal Marines. As long as they can do their jobs, that's all that matters. We're still here.

It's said that there's a few gays in the SAS (who exactly they are is unknown, as their members generally aren't publicised, unlike the other services). One Word: Spartans. I'd like to see you call them 'faggots' to their faces, Duckturd Dumb.

old comment by Doubting Thomas

"The military must now allow open exhibitionists, sadomasochists, frotteurists, coprophiliacs, apotemnophiliacs, biastophiliacs, klismaphiliacs, and on and on."

How do you know they're not already in the military? Last I heard they don't ask you if you're into whips & chains, but they always asked if you were gay. That appears to be discrimination.

And frankly, I really don't care what sexual practices someone participates in as long as it's with consenting adults and it doesn't interfere with their military job. For some reason, though, conservative Christians always seem to want to stick their noses in where it doesn't belong.

*edit* And since when is apotemnophilia, the abnormal urge to have a limb amputated, a sexual fetish? I believe it's just a mental condition or disorder, but there's nothing sexual about it. But let them serve, maybe they'll get their arm or leg blown off in combat and then they'll be happy.

old comment by Bi The Way

A) Paraphilia means similar lovers. Don't play with greek prefixes if you don't know how to use them, you end up looking silly.

B) These things can be present in both gay and straight men, thus not on the same level of separation as gay v straight.

C) Several of these perversions are not actually beneficial to the military (apotemnophilia seems to be the most relevent)
SO sure, kick them out if they follow it.

D) Just in case Dr. Doom reads this one, the only reason that DADT was in place at all was because the rules still say that one can be dishonorably discharged for being gay. Following most of the "paraphilias" mentioned above could get you discharged. As opposed, just being gay can get you kicked out, even without doing anything.

E) Lastly, sadomasochists are already in the military and most likely "out". It's why the fucking joined.

Remember kids (and DD over here), repealing DADT doesn't let the evil gays have sex in the barracks anymore than the rules that allow women in caused wild orgies during boot camp. And if you really, really fear the gay (It's contagious you know) repeal DADT, It doesn't get rid of the homos, it just hides them from you.

old comment by Mr Richards

Ok. first of all, gay men and women already serve in the American Military, this will not cause a sudden influx of them, because they're already there and there is nothing wrong with this. Who cares what orientation someone is? They're willing to put their lives on the line to protect the freedoms you take for granted every single day. To me, that's a lot more important than what gets someone sexually exited.
Secondly, gay men have been on the forefront of conflict and warfare for generations, far back into human history. Many of the Spartans of Greece were homosexual, Alexander the Great, who once ruled at least half of the world, was gay. They're just as competent and dedicated to defending the American way of life as any other citizen.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"When did the US start kissing the oft-penetrated asses of faggots by acceding to every one of their demands?"

So sayeth the self-outed faggot.

Hey Duckie-darling Bum-boy, does the thought of all those buff bodies in uniform give you a stiffie?!

"Screw the liberals."

You love us. You really, really love us! You admit it yourself. You don't have the right to deny it, neither!

"If the fags want to bugger each other's asses, let them do it away from our military. There's no room for perverts."

...in his bedroom. X3 [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]

"The fixation wth catering only to faggots is bigoted and must cease."

I agree:

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...being served only pork meatballs in onion gravy can get boring in the mess hall! [/hyper-smartarse]

A faggot complaining about faggots. Methinks the lady doth protest too much?! And on a final military note...:

"paraphilias"

http://www.army.mod.uk/infantry/regiments/23304.aspx

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachute_Regiment_(United_Kingdom)

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Do all these Paras filling those uniforms get you hard, Duckie-darling?! >:D

“When did the US military, the most powerful fighting force on Earth and in history. become a f**king social engineering experiment for liberal degenerates?”
A long time ago. We’ve usually been on the forefront of social change. Desegregation, women joining, gay rights, freedom of religion. The branches developed policies to deal with anything that was looking to be a progress for society to be ready when the press started looking at us.

"When did the US start kissing the oft-penetrated asses of faggots by acceding to every one of their demands?”
Is there any non-bigoted reason to deny their demands? They’re citizens, they’ve served admirably, and always have.

“Screw the liberals.”
Fine. But it’s conservatives running the military for the military’s benefit, actually.

“If the fags want to bugger each other's asses,”
Can you guys ever get OFF the ass? Can you argue the freedom without fixating on the place the poop comes out? I suspect…no.

“let them do it away from our military. There's no room for perverts.”
Um… I grew up on stories told about liberty ports and blowjob contests (sit in a circle and see who lasts the longest, winner doesn’t chip in for the prostitutes). Beat-off races (first to come, wins, everyone else has to stop). Cheap women. Cheap women-boys. Cheap and young girls.
There’s plenty of room for perverts, any flavor you want.

“And BTW, this is blatant, shameless discrimination against the practitioners of all the other paraphilias.”
Not really. We just need to build up political clout.

"The military must now allow open exhibitionists, sadomasochists, frotteurists, coprophiliacs, apotemnophiliacs, biastophiliacs, klismaphiliacs, and on and on.”
So, not a slippery slope argument, but a plummeting cliff. Doesn’t work that way.

"The fixation wth catering only to faggots is bigoted and must cease.”
Dude, adding women to combat vessels did not make it any easier for gays. Allowing blacks to serve as anything but stewards and mess attendants didn’t make transgenders allowed. Each civil stride forward is going to have to be handled one at a time.

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