[In response to a fundie petition to Barnes & Noble about pornography and the innocent childrens]
I'll definitely be signing that! [Thumbs up smiley] I certainly don't think a person is even capable of seeing the naked body until they're at least 21. I closed my eyes whenever dressing in the mirror growing up. The human body is a satanic and evil thing.
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"I certainly don't think a person is even capable of seeing the naked body until they're at least 21."
So...you just completely skipped over puberty, did you?
"The human body is a satanic and evil thing."
Oh, religion...it gives you such a good outlook on life, doesn't it? So much purpose, so much hope...
The post has apparently been removed. It seems that HisDaughter56 went a step too far for even Rapture Ready.
@LOLWUT HisDaughter56 reminds me of Carrie's mother from that Stephen King novel
Yeah, no kidding. DIRTY PILLOWS!!!!!
Please let it be a POE.
But if not...
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"I certainly don't think a person is even capable of seeing the naked body until they're at least 21."
Or did you mean that anyone who takes off their clothes is automatically invisible to kids? Sorry, I'm pretty sure that's still not right.
"I closed my eyes whenever dressing in the mirror growing up. The human body is a satanic and evil thing." I call Poe's Law.
I'd better not look in the mirror after I shower!
Oh noes! The nekkidness!!!!!!11one
Also I'm 17 and so is my boyfriend and we've seen plenty of each other's naked bodies and somehow we're still okay...
FAIL
"I certainly don't think a person is even capable of seeing the naked body until they're at least 21."
Isn't that the legal drinking age in the United States? Viewing pornography you need to be 18 but it's so easy to lie to the button that says 'I am 18'
I'll definitely be signing that! [Thumbs up smiley]--
I certainly don't think a person is even capable of seeing the naked body until they're at least 21. --
I closed my eyes whenever dressing in the mirror growing up.--
The human body is a satanic and evil thing. --
"The human body is a satanic and evil thing."
Well, yours probably is. Mine isn't something you want to stare at, but I wouldn't call it evil.
"I certainly don't think a person is even capable of seeing the naked body until they're at least 21"
I'd better double-check.
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Nope, I can see naked people. In fact, they're lesbians.
The human body is beautiful (well, not every body, but most)
and according to your own book it's made after GOD's image! How can you say it's satanic!
If you were a big tub-bucket of fundie lard, you wouldn't want to look at your body either. The people on RR have given up on their bodies in the name of Jeebus, simply to excuse their own gluttony and laziness.
I think if this person is too scared to look at her own naked body, image what it must be like for her to see an erect penis for the first time and to allow her husband to look at her. Someone like this should not have to cope with nudity, they clearly can't cope with life at all.
Mick said:
"God made the human body, idiot.
God apparently did, read Isiah 45:7, specifically the King James Version.
RR says invalid link, if it existed at all. Please tell me this person is a troll. Nobody is this self-hating, are they? Are they?
In all seriousness, who would want a relationship with someone who looks at you like you're from a another planet and says: "What's a clitoris?"
@Princess Rot: "Nobody is this self-hating, are they? Are they? "
Remember, self-hate is the greatest love of all.
Fallacy Valley!
If God made the human body, then the human body is holy.
And so is dirt. And Paedophilia.
And homosexuality!
Aslo, how are we incapable? Do our eyes turn off when we see uncovered flesh? What constitutes naked? My arms are naked. My face is naked.
“I certainly don't think a person is even capable of seeing the naked body until they're at least 21.”
Hell, I’ll agree.
If I’m twenty-one I can buy alcohol then get shit-faced drunk before I have to see your naked body. I’m wagering you're one of those fat chicks that never got a boy to even consider putting his finger under the elastic strap of your panties and now you are all bitter and twisted.
I’m gonna go watch lots of porn with my husband and bang his brains out now. Thank God I’m over twenty-one and can handle the sight of his penis without falling into a weeping puddle of goo.
“The human body is a satanic and evil thing”
Well hell I’m no super model, but I’d hardly call it evil’.
Sadly, they did delete her post, but someone quoted it in their message, so it's still in the thread. In fact, someone points out that the quoted post doesn't exist and asks about it. Pay no attention to the fundie behind the curtain.
http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?p=707317
So leave yours. It's easy enough, just some poison, a rope, or a gun.
BTW the ban against suicide comes from the Catholic church, it's not in the bible. It was to stop peasants from committing mass suicide to meet their saviour. The mass deaths of their servants was pissing off the upper class.
no, you're just fat
MY body is great! large boobs, thin waist, nice ass. I'm awesome! lol, haven't heard anyone tell me my body is evil, except for when in the bedroom and i become a kinky devil. lol
According to you, your God made your body. So your God created for you an evil and Satanic thing.
Also, it would have been nice for you if he'd remembered to put a brain in that satanic, evil thing of yours.
Oh boy, Rapture Ready has been infested with Gnosticism.
No wonder it's being removed, this particular brand of Christianity collides with their particular brand of Christianity.
Do I dare?
Ooooh, I do!
MANICHEAN HERESY! DUALISM FTL!
:)
Most TrueChristians(tm) subscribe to some early heretical viewpoint.
Being pagan, I like to spend time naked. Much time. :)
When I was about 9 years old I looked through an issue of Playboy.......And as far as i can remember I was extremely capable of seeing the naked bodies contained therein.
In fact, some of my best "seeing the naked body" happened before i was 21
:\ I only feel bad for her self-loathing... Regarding porn - I think it's mostly shit out for your money by abusing a born addiction (I put it this way in this scenario because that's how it's treated by porn producers, when you get down to it). And there's a high likelihood of its participants being abused one way or another - certainly, too much of it is overtly misogynistic. There are few exceptions.
It occurred to me the other day: supposedly, we were made in God's image. Doesn't that make hating your body rather hateful towards God? Yes, "image" isn't meant in the physical sense (for anyone with half a sense in Judeo-Christian theology), but I seriously doubt God would create a hideous vessel for a being that mimics him in spirit.
"The human body is a satanic and evil thing."
Funny, many writers in the bible spoke emphatically against this very doctrine...
Assuming not Poe -
So what was the point of the fucking mirror?
When I was wee (and growing up I could dress myself most of the way without using a mirror. I often checked in the morror that I looked OK but by that time I was already dressed.
I dod sometimes use a mirror though to inspect my body and even to see some parts I couldn't see without one!
Come on, not all fat women are that bad. Fundie fat women, however, I'd definitely pass up a chance to meet. Anyway, I was thinking of the OP's appearance as a truly demonic-looking eldritch abomination. If she says that the human body is satanic and evil, then her body must be beyond ugly.
Pornography and a naked body are not the same, not even close.
Your God created that body, didn't he? Is he Satan? Is he evil?
Seriously? The human body is evil and satanic, despite being made in God's own image? I'm not even sure how to reply to that.
*sigh* Poor Tobias, there ARE fellow never-nudes, but they're religious crazies.
"I certainly don't think a person is even capable of seeing the naked body until they're at least 21."
Religion is worthless and meaningless, especially Christianity, which is the moronic, retarded, and imbecilic cult in mankind's history.
"I closed my eyes whenever dressing in the mirror growing up. The human body is a satanic and evil thing."
Wow... this is just fucking sad. I have seen at least a half dozen naked bodies in my life, in person and I'm not even 20 yet. And that's just in person, to say nothing of artwork, film, television and photography. and In my opinion the human body is a work of art: its proportions, its sleekness and its tendency of variation make it a wonderful subject of study. Fundamental Theists just kinda hate themselves, I guess...
I would say Poe too except this is a long practiced puritan belief and we know those backward values are revered by todays fundies, many of whom think naked elbows and knees are a sin in public.
So even if it was a Poe I'm sure it got the Thumbs up for Godliness from the Rapture weirdos and serial killers.
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