"glitter and jewels. Revelation paints such a wonderful picture of heaven... how the streets are gold, the walls in jewels... sapphires, emeralds, topaz, diamonds....."
And this is the same God who condemns gays in Leviticus? Considering his taste in interior decoration, God is a mincing, flouncing, screaming, flaming, dragged-up queen who goes all squealy girly-giggly at the drop of a halo. Who 'Vogues' at you when being sarcastic.
A 'Material Girl' indeed.
And those on Ruptured Retards drool over the KJV. PROTIP: King James was a homosexual. He indulged in bum fun.
Says so much about fundies (especially Buzzardnuts & co. on RR), despite their supposed 'condemnation' of homosexuals. Closet cases the lot of them.
@Hirsute_Nailbomb
"that's why i turned my old gold into, CASH!
amirite? anyone, anyone?"
You're not wrong. In hard financial times, gold's value always goes up, as people invest in such. Which is why pawnbrokers, jewellers etc can't get enough of your gold right now. And even in shopping malls, people with just a table & chair, electronic scales (and a wi-fi-connected laptop to get the latest gold prices per troy ounce) are setting up shop, with a sign saying 'Cash for Gold!'. My grandma left me her gold jewellery, insisting that I sell it if I needed to. I made a tidy sum from such recently. Yep, you can never go wrong with gold - especially when you need emergency cash.
