"Muzzies drink lots of coffee because alcohol is forbidden them"
So start drinking Tea then. Oh, that's right: Tea is UNAmerican, otherwise your ancestors wouldn't have dumped all that good Tea in Boston (and taken up Coffee drinking instead), thus there wouldn't have been a revolution, therefore you'd still be ruled by a British monarch, ergo you Protestant fundies would have what you've always wanted: a state religion.
Ain't paradoxes a bitch, eh?
"Never been in a Starbucks, never will be. A cup of plain ol’ joe gets my day started, thank you."
It's still coffee. 'Muzzies' still drink the stuff. As they have been for centuries before Starbucks existed. A cup of plain ol’ joe gets their day started, thank you. Ain't paradoxes a bitch II, eh?
...oh, and they drink alcohol in the mainly Shia Muslim country Azerbaijan. As per you lot & the Bible (that part of Leviticus you cherrypick from... er, I mean 'need' to justify your homophobia), said Azeri Muslims are Quran literalists. They have a saying: 'The Quran forbids us Wine. So instead, we drink Vodka!' They do a very good Plum brandy in Azerbaijan.
Azeris drink Beer too, so - like Coffee - you're gonna give up on booze entirely; you'll have to, because these 'Muzzies' drink your precious Beer as well?
Ain't paradoxes a bitch III, and you've struck out.
