[On California legalizing gay marriage]
In a way I'm pleased. Maybe if all the gays et al move to California now, the earthquake that is supposed to slide Cal. into the ocean will solve the problem
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Or, the fundies could move to the Antebellum, where tornados would just destroy their cities.
Except I really don't wanna waste my bile on you. Watching you explode when gays kiss is entertainment enough.
Sorry about the mistype - I meant "buy."
THAT just pissed me off beyond all recognition.
As a former-Californian, who had the misfortune of enduring the '89 Quake, I find that kind of talk beyond the pale.
What a stupid, nasty thing to say!
BUT... Since they are so GD ignorant:
Beachfront property.
Arizona.
Available.
You know there are non-homosexual persons and Christians in California too. I guess, you, as your God, figure mass killings to weed out a few "undesirables" is OK.
Also, do realize that the land currently known as California has been land for millions of years without having slid into the sea. We have earthquakes, but we have not and will not slide into the sea.
That's funny. I was just thinking the same thing about fundies. :p
By the way, way to go California, you guys rock. Although the fact that it had to be legalized when it should just be anyone's right makes me pretty sad.
If your username is supposed to be Egyptian, then Senenmut would be more correct!
As to gays causing earthquakes, I have been known on occasion to feel the earth move, but it wasn't down to Gawd. But most of the inhabitants of California are heterosexual, so assuming that your Gawd wanted to get at gays (rather unreasonable since he created them - he could have just aborted them in the womb, or have I said a bad word?) he is going to wipe out a lot of straights too, probably a lot of them religious. What a vindictive deity you worship.
BTW, it's not gays who are the problem. It's fundies who obsess over gays to the point where forget that they have their own purposes on this planet. Gays, frankly don't worry all that much about heterosex. We don't think of people as sex on legs. We tend to see the totality of people, unless we think they WILL make the earth move for us.
So perhaps all of those obsessors are really closet cases???
I hope it winds up like Sub Diego in the current Aquaman series. That would be pretty damn awesome, actually. (Hey, as long as we're having goofy daydreams about stupid things, I can have mine.)
I am very pleased that California has joined Massachusetts in legalizing gay marriage. I am less pleased, however, at the reaction of the fundies.
I do hope that my home state of New York is next in line for legalizing gay marriage. To the fundies who are waiting in the wings, ready to badmouth the next state into oblivion, I say, "Bring it on!"
Because as we all know, everyone in California is gay. Dare you to say that to Arnies face.
Then again it wouldn't be the first time your gods wiped out entire populations because he got pissed off at someone. Well according to your myths anyway.
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne.
"California, tumbles into the sea..."
Great lyrics by Steely Dan, but the San Andreas is a strike-slip fault, so it could never happen in real life. The coastline is moving northard, not out and down. Los Angeles is moving toward San Francisco about as fast as your fingernails grow. Eventually, the Giants and the Dodgers will be cross-town rivals again, but not in any of our lifetimes. You fail Earth Science.
California tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go
Back to Annandale
Tried to warn you
About Chino and Daddy Gee
But I can't seem to get to you
Through the U.S. Mail -Steely Dan
You really should stop getting your geology lessons from old Steely Dan albums. I like them as much as anyone, but it's physically impossible for California to slide into the Pacific Ocean.
While that unlikely senario might kill us in California, you still have South Africa, Argentina, Spain, Mexico City, Connecticut, Washington DC, Iowa, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachutsets, The Coquille Tribe of Oregon, Canada, Iceland, Netherlands, Belgium, Sweden, Norway, Portugal, and the potential other states/country to join them in the next decade to worry about. Plus it will kill the Bible fearing Californians too.
Your move bigot.
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