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There is a reason that America cannot be found in Revelation. Now that the moochers, looters and inner city tribal parasites outnumber the producers, economic collapse and the resulting chaos and violent civil unrest is assured. The Rapture is close, very close. Maranatha.

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old comment by nazani14

Here we go again with this "inner city" bullshit. When was this fairyland created in the public mentality? Maybe back when there were riots in Watts? In reality, the ooga-booga inner city that people are so afraid of is only a few square blocks in each of our major cities. A lot of elderly people without pensions and ex-cons who can't find jobs live there, plus every other type of impoverished humanity. There are Whites-only skid rows, too. At night you'll find drug dealing and gang activity, but at 4:30 a.m. you'll see a lot of people heading off to their service sector jobs. And the drain on the public purse from all these slums is a pittance compared to the endless sucking from all the mis-educated, meth-smoking, Red state yobs. And don't talk to me about "looters;" the way you small-town 'Boss Hawgs' screw your neighbors out of anything worth a nickel is epic. Red state mayors and sheriffs run a game that a carjacker could only envy.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"The Rapture is close, very close. Maranatha."

The world was in an infinitely more parlous state, during WWII. And at the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis in the early 60s, we were just minutes away (Kennedy had, beforehand - for the first & to date only time - ordered DefCon2) from JFK ordering going to DefCon 1; and you know what that means. Thank fuck it was Khrushchev that blinked first!

...oh, and FYI:

'Our Earth is degenerate in these later days; there are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; every man wants to write a book and the end of the world is evidently approaching.'

-Assyrian clay tablet, 2800 BCE.

"There is a reason that America cannot be found in Revelation"

Yeah, Because it seems that - for all it's so-called 'God'-inspired prophecy of future events - he wasn't omniscient enough to know about the formation of the United States of America, thousands of years later.

Moronasshat.

--EDIT--

Oh, and isn't this just precious:

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?181734-Texas-Louisiana-private-citizens-filing-petitions-for-withdrawal-from-U-S

As I've said many times, 'Better not read/watch "X, Y, Z" if you know what's good for you', in this case the opposite is so: Better [i]watch[/i] the Ealing comedy film "Passport to Pimlico", if you know what's good for you.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@nyctorn[i]arseo

(*Usual 'Turn or Burn' bullshit/psychological blackmail so beloved of right-wing fundies, whenever what they say won't be listened to*)

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Yeah, yeah, change the track on the CD already. Heard it 963 trillion times before; bought the book, T-shirt & Blu-Ray.

(*YAWN*)

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"The Rapture is close, very close. Maranatha."

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=88867&Page=1#1433028

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czm7AvEo8IU

'Apparently, the Rapture is imminent*.'

-Stephen Fry, "QI"

(Yes, ladies and germs of FSTDT, Ruptured Retards has had the piss ripped out of it in front of millions of British TV viewers! >:D )

The (C)Rapture? Ain't. Gonna. Happen. Moronasshat II.

"Anon-e-cuss-words-are-the love-of-my-life-moose."

(*Switches to Doug Piranha mode*)

'Cuss Words'?! Oh, how precious, how Puritanical Midwest/Bible Belt attitudes?!

Fuck! Cunt! Bollocks! Arse! Twat! Knackers! Bell-End! Glans! Tits! Shite! X3

It's a harsh world out there, beyond your own sweet, safe, twee, anodyne, sterile little comfort zone/dimension called 'America, Fuck Yeah!'. Differing attitudes, different ways of thinking that you might not necessarily approve of. So we're not as Puritanical in my country, the UK, as you lot who still think it's the 1950s.

Deal. With. It. And you can start by removing that broomhandle out of your arse... oh sorry, I mean '@$$', if you think I'm being too harsh for your fragile sensibilities! [/hyper-sarcasm]

Someone who's never had a broomhandle up there in the first place, is this cool dude, Shams Hagan (r):

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In an episode of the TV series "Outrageous Food", where presenter Tom Pizzica (l) visited Mr. Hagan's Brooklyn restaurant 'ChipShop'; it's interior decor reflects his own Anglophile tastes, with lots of British posters, road signs etc on the walls (his speciality being traditional British Fish & Chips, but he's adventurous; deep-fried Haggis - and Mars Bars, continuing the Scottish Glaswegian 'stereotype'. He also deep-fries anything his customers bring, as a challenge to his frying skills).

And as you can see, Shams has gotten Crap Past The Radar, with the slogan on his T-shirt. Hey, it's not we Brits' fault, if 99.99% of Americans have no concept of the swear word/expletive 'Bollocks'! >:D

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