[In reference to an article on early bacteria]
Never happened. There never was an ice age either. Stop with the crazy pseudo-scientific fantasies. There never was a neanderthal. Darwin was wrong and everything based on his brilliant mastery of the obvious is wrong too. There, I said it.
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I can see her walking down the street, eyes shut tight, fingers in ears, voice crying out, "Not listening! Not listening! LALALALALALALA!"
[In reference to religious belief]
Never happened. There never was a God either. Stop with the crazy pseudo-fairytale fantasies. There never was a messiah. The Bible is wrong and everything based on it's brilliant mastery of mind control is wrong too. There, I said it.
Prince Macho Belly, FSTDT [Comments (Practically unnecessary)] [2006-Nov-09]
There, I said it.
Yes, you did, didn't you. There, there, come and have a little lie down for a while.
Shandooga: *mumble, mumble* I said it, I told 'em. They wouldn't listen, but I told 'em alright. *mutter, mutter, shuffle*
"Darwin...and everything based on his brilliant mastery of the obvious... There, I said it."
Yes you did. And when you cut out the rest of the Biblebabble and get down to the nuts of it, you did actually end up with a true statement hidden in there. And I find it damned interesting that you would be on a website by the name of Damn Interesting Comments.
Yes, you said it. But saying the equivalent of "NUH UH! IS NOT!" does not constitute a coherent logical argument. I have seen better refutations from a 7-year-old.
But considering that the facts of the evidence are entirely on the side of science, I guess this is all you've got.
~David D.G.
"Darwin was wrong and everything based on his brilliant mastery of the obvious is wrong too."
This must mean your complete ignorance of the obvious makes you right.
Ross: I don't think Shandooga's opinion is that coherent. He/she/it knows neanderthals fit into modern natural history somehow, so whenever they are mentioned the anti evolution rant is triggered.
"There, I said it.”
That’s a whole lot of stupid if you’re serious.
But with absolutely NO attempt to support it, i have to wonder if your’e attacking the article or all the denialists in the comments.
I would have been tempted to throw something in like, ‘And the gear shift, it does NOTHING! You start the car and it goes, stop playing with the fidgit stick between the seats.’
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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