We are terrible, sick, filthy. That should be something to rejoice in. We are to be servants of God--life is not about us. And yet God works on each of us, molding, hammering, and melting, until He's done.
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>>We are terrible, sick, filthy. [...] God works on each of us, molding, hammering, and melting, until He's done.<<
Does this make anyone else think of sex?
This guy is repeating the pick-up line Father O'Hanlan used on him when he was an altar boy.
"I need to hammer you in the name of God, until I'm done, and my rod melts and slips out of your filthy hole..."
<<<We are terrible, sick, filthy. That should be something to rejoice in.>>>
So... Anyone know how to explain this part?
<<<And yet God works on each of us, molding, hammering, and melting, until He's done.>>>
Or gives up because it is hopeless. And remember, God wants Spiritual Fruits for the harvest. Not Religious Nuts.
Yes, I rejoice daily in how terribly disgusting and filthy I am. Then I take a shower, go to bed, and do it all again the next day.
Aw shucks, thanks TDR - to quote Mitzi Macintosh (A drag queen at The Imperial Hotel in Erskinville)
With Sybil Fawlty's telephone voice.
"Plough me like the piece of dirt I am"
(Trivia: That hotel is the hotel in the backshot of the bus scene in Priscilla Queen of the Desert when they're leaving Sydney)
I didn't know anyone still worshipped Hephaestus.
Hey, jbarcher. While you've been eyeing the forge there have been a few human inventions you may be interested in. We call them 'hygiene' and 'medicine' You might know them better as 'Ελληνική'.
Actually, one of those words came from Greek in the first place, so what's your excuse?
I made you in my image, AND you're sick, filthy, and smelly. Wait, maybe that's why Mrs. God has been having a lot of "headaches" recently.
Guess what? I'm an evil Atheist, and I definitely rejoice in being terrible, sick and filthy!
You should see the smut fics I read. Now there's some filth to rejoice in.
Oh, wait... you're not talking cheerful, sexual fulthiness, are you? You mean we're all real, horrible, evil people, none of us better than the worst mass-murderer sort of thing?
Damn, you fundies are morbid.
"We are terrible, sick, filthy."
But I thought the Buy Bull said god created man in his own image. Does this mean god is like some gross, homeless bum?
"We are to be servants of God"
FUCK. NO.
I will not kiss ass to some air-headed, ill-tempered, vindictive son of a bitch that's too lazy to give people a sign to show he's even REAL. Nor will I kiss ass to anyone who takes this sort of thing too far.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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