I'm just going to be a blunt as possible here.
IMO, I just don't think it would be. There are TOO MANY signs that line up with the scriptures. Our enemies have stated straight out that the countdown has begun. The probability of everything in the ME being set up exactly as it is, at this very time...THIS Generation...is far from a fluke or coincidence in History.
Ahmadinejad will not wait another 20 years to bring in his magical pony riding,well dwelling, mahdi.:rocking
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"The chess pieces are being aligned as I type...see, I'm moving them with my mind while I type with my fingers."
Yes, TOO MANY signs that vaguely align with the Bible's vague prophecies...which means it's definitely coming true soon, right?
You sadist assholes are so looking forward to the end, your morality is totally screwed up. You base your morality on a non-existent apocalypse and look forward to it.
If you've seen any movies, Apocalypses are NOT nice, they suck...but for some twisted reason, you guys are actually looking forward to it. Show some compassion.
"There are TOO MANY signs that line up with the scriptures"
(Stifled laughter)
"far from a fluke or coincidence in History"
Yeah...it's far from a fluke mostly because people amongst your religion are among the most powerful in the world and are actively trying to set things up to fulfill those prophecies (e.g. re-establishment of Israel...).
"the Lord promised us he would keep us from those things which are to come."
Then why are so damn sure that the Rapture is going to happen soon! Arrggghhhhh! (**head explodes**)
"I'm just going to be a blunt as possible here. "
You are extremely blunt.
"There are TOO MANY signs that line up with the scriptures."
And since this newspaper and this Time magazine are both full of words, they must be the same!
"Our enemies have stated straight out that the countdown has begun."
And I'm announcing that my penis is 20 miles long. Do you think it's true or Biblically significant?
"The probability of everything in the ME being set up exactly as it is, at this very time...THIS Generation...is far from a fluke or coincidence in History."
That's the Bible is metaphorical and thus can be interpreted the same in almost every context without ever meaning anything.
"The chess pieces are being aligned as I type"
that's because you haven't bought a new chess game since GUIs were invented, you stupid fucker.
"but the Lord promised us he would keep us from those things which are to come."
what things? Your fuzzy speculations?
*beers nfp*
I tell you what. I'll make you fundies a deal:
Set a date for the rapture. I won't make fun of you until that date, but if nothing happens by then, I get to mock you all I want, and you all SHUT THE FUCK UP!
How does that sound?
The end has been imminent for, at least, 2,000 years and every generation has been certain that they are the ones. Though a nuclear holocaust, or killer asteroid, are possibilities; it's most likely that we, humans, will slowly disappear as most of the planet becomes uninhabitable.
Our enemies have stated straight out that the countdown has begun.
Never mind, this is just pure image
If (or more likely when, let's face it) the US does launch a cynical spectacular made-for-TV air attack on Tehran the way it did with Baghdad, I can just imagine all the RR crazies with their brainwashed families with Faux News on, breaking out the drinks and snacks as if it was a Super Bowl party and cheering and high-fiving every time a missile hits.
I just can.
Didn't some fundie on here say the rapture was going to happen in 2006? That failed. And then s/he said it again in 2007? That failed too. Now HyperX is saying it will happen in 2008.
I'm waiting for the fail...
So perhaps HyperX could sell all his stuff (he won't need it, after all) and give the money to several evangelical missions that might just convert a few more people to God's side before the inevitable apocalypse?
No? Faith not that strong? Didn't think so.
Just for the record. Everybody has been sure that the signals were so clear since, at least, 2000 years. I mean, why do you think you're special?. I'll remember this when you'll say the same in 20 years, when you think that everybody has forgotten your slip.
Why the fuck would Ahmedinejad destroy Damascus? Do you mean Jerusalem?
And even if you DID, he'll be replaced before Iran ever actually gets nuclear weapons anyway. Worry about our own stupid crazy fundy president, not some other country's.
"Ahmadinejad will not wait another 20 years to bring in his magical pony riding,well dwelling, mahdi.:rocking"concert Chris de Burgh is going to hold in Teheran this summer.
And you will hear of wars, and rumors of wars; see that you are not disturbed. For these things must be, <B>but the end is not yet.</B> Mt 24.6
I'd say we got a long way to go before the end.
> but the Lord promised us he would keep us from those things which are to come.
Like little children being protected from reality. Yep, he's certainly done that for you.
I suspect that RR clings to the Rapture fantasy as a way to avoid dealing with real life. Which means they will never abandon it, not unless they learn to live in the real world, and you know how likely that is.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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