Athiests, if you say its not a religion..then why are you in this section if atheism is not a religion?
no hater comments
[You don't have to be a cat to visit the Cats section. Same goes for R&S.]
ok but cats cant type can they?
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Cats can't type, but some can play the piano.
Sometimes I wish fewer religious people could type. It would make the Internet a happier place.
Until you can prove that absolutely no cats can type, then that's just your belief and my belief that they can is just as valid.
so, uh, you wanna just call it a stalemate?
It is absolutely hilarious how frequent these questions are on Y!A. They don't seem to realize why their complaints about atheism do not make sense: namely, you do not need to possess a certain object or trait to have knowledge about it necessary to ask or questions about them. But, of course, the fundies on their are retarded, so...
OK, no hater comments.
Atheists [and others] peruse pages like that for the LULZ.
See? No hate. In fact, thanks for the LULZ.
"ok but cats cant type can they?"
Then why, whenever I leave my computer, I come back to find it accessing kitty porn?
"ok but cats cant type can they?"
of course they can. The trick is arranging the letters so it makes sense. So far, neither cats nor you have accomplished this.
Not fundie at all. He's simply asking why are you here if you hate this so much? I've seen this same type of question in all manner of forums.
Meh.
Oh, and my cat actually can type, although it generally looks something like this: rtf njkl ,.o]=
"[You don't have to be a cat to visit the Cats section.]"
Yes, but do you have to be a yahoo to post to "Yahoo! Answers"? If not, how come so many who do are?
Dear wtf Taxonomy is a science of catagorising things.
Its not always accurate but it makes logical assumptions far easier.
In this case, zero is a number that doesn't equal anything. So why do we have it with the other numbers?
Answer, shut up, that why!
Isn't that cute? S/he's attempting logic!
This is how my cats type. It makes more sense than many of these fundies:
iophnwerhpdejgreketk,
"ok but cats cant type can they?"
O RLY?:
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WMDKitty at her computer, winning this thread with her godly LOLCat:
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=^_^= =3
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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