“[Does God have a sense of humor?]
YES, a quick personal tale....”
Here I was, expecting the Avocado’s pit or something that involved God.
“I was going for a ultrasound of my kindeys looking for stones. It was summer I had shorts on the cotton type nothing fancy.”
Whoa. What a SETUP! I’ve been cracking wise for 60 years and never thought of SHORTS! Wow.
“My wife got the wheelchairn for me, I went to get in it she told me "your shorts are on backwards"”
What a knee-slapper.
“I told her "good think God has a sense of humor"”
Good think?
Um… Where do we see that GOD laughed at your shorts being all verklempt?
“So you see God does, I had the ultrasound and was OK.”
Wait.
Hold on.
It’s your understanding that if God was offended, somehow, by your state of dress, then he’d have given you stones?
Or… Or you think he was amused enough to take the stones away?
Either way, you watch God do absolutely nothing about churches being bombed, schools being shot, Gaza/Ukraine/Iran murders, sits on his thumb for outrageous war crimes, but expect direct interaction in response to you making a wise-crack?
What King of a FUCKSTICK do you choose to worship? It is meet, in your mind, for the most powerful being in the UNIVERSE To visit revenge upon you for making fun of yourself at God’s expense?
Jesus…
