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That is scary I would be more afraid of the non believer friend, then anything....with all the kids playing around with wegie boards, calling up spirits, and wicka being on the rise with kids now a days, or sending your kids over to a friends house and the parents don't care and there smoking, drinking doing drugs and watching porn.......or let's not forget about underage sex and no supervision.......but if they have a gun to protect their family.....cheeze what is the world coming to....I do agree though that it should be locked up and the kids don't know where ether the keys are or the guns are.....
That's why my kids can invite kids over to are house to play, or they play outside where I can watch them.....
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"wegie"? "wicka"? And SRSLY, no, most parents (in fact, I'd dare say 99.9%) DO CARE if their kids are drinking/drugging/smoking/watching porn. (I'm going to need a citation, plz, for your claims.)
I have to agree, parents don't supervise their kids enough, but still, this is fucking stupid.
"...wegie boards... "
It's Ouija. From Oui and Ja, the French and German words for "yes."
Wikipedia also has this to say: "There are several theories about the origin of the term "Ouija". The Oxford English Dictionary states that the origin is unknown, but mentions three possibilities. According to one of these, the word is derived from the French "oui" (for "yes") and the German "ja" (also for "yes"). An alternative story suggests that the name was revealed to inventor Charles Kennard during a Ouija séance and was claimed to be an Ancient Egyptian word meaning "good luck". It has also been suggested that the word was inspired by the name of the Moroccan city Oujda.[4]"
That's why my kids can invite kids over to are house to play, or they play outside where I can watch them..... "
If that's the kind of spelling and grammar (and general knowledge of the world around them) that they're gonna learn, there's no way in Hell I'd ever let my kids anywhere near you.
*rolls his eyes*
Spelling this atrocious is only acceptable when it's part of a LOLcat pic.
Otherwise, it's just sad, same as you, 4Godisjust.
(To the tune of Monty Python's "Spam")
Spell, spell,spell,spell,...
Er, hello, Wiccans are believers. People who use Ouija-boards also believe, in something.
I am leaning towards atheism, and I have never smoked, nor taken drugs. And no gun is ever to be found in my home. I was over 18 when I first had sex, and that was with the one who later became my husband. And I would not dream of leaving my nephews and nieces unattended.
And I can spell and form complete sentences, even though English is not my first language.
"and there smoking, drinking doing drugs and watching porn.......or let's not forget about underage sex and no supervision."
He is so jealous of what he thinks we do all day.
Dib: "you're jealous"
Wicka? Wegie? "Are house"?
I are House! Are not! Are too!
I won't bother correcting your nonsensical...er..."logic"; the other posters here do a much better job.
Holy shit! I can't believe that I do all those cool things like play with "wegie" boards, practice Wicca, re-enact Juno and have pre-marital sex, and do drugs!
Oh wait. I don't do any of that crap. At all.
FAIL.
-TORM
Let me fix this for you.
That is scary; I would be afraid of the non-believer friends more than anything. Especially with all the kids playing around with Ouija boards, calling up spirits, and Wicca being on the rise. Sending your kids over to a friends house where the parents don't care that they're smoking, drinking, and doing drugs is scary. There they can also watch porn, and engage in underage sex. There is no supervision.
But if their friend's parents have a gun to protect their family, the kids could play with that too. Jeez! What is the world coming to?
I do agree that a Ouija board should be locked up without the kids knowing where it is, as people do with guns and the keys that go with them.
That's why my kids can invite their friends over to our house to play. Here they can be in a place where I can watch them.
There. Your delusions are less painful to my eyes now.
"or let's not forget about underage sex and no supervision"
So you don't actually prevent your kids from having underage sex, you just supervise them. Right.
I'm not really sure what our friend here is on about, but can I just say: "wegie board?"!!!
There's a game board for doling out wedgies? I'm seeing a rise in sales of underpants.
Underage sex? No such thing.
Its only illegal if one person is significantly older and the other is under 18.
Sorry, fuckface, teens get it on all the time and it's okay.
Ouija board. Wicca. Our.
You've got dictionaries (both print and online), AND Spell Check. USE THEM.
Also, I am a Wiccan. When I have children, I will explain to them why the abuse of drugs (including alcohol and tobacco) is harmful and should be avoided. I will also explain how horribly unrealistic porn is, and will certainly not encourage my children to seek it out. I will have conventional weapons as well as magickal wards in place to protect my home and my family.
And if 4Godisjust has a problem with that, she can kiss my broom.
It's terribly fucked up when someone is more concerned about their kids learning about a religion than playing with guns unsupervised.
We have been teaching our children to target shoot since they were quite small and they each have their own guns, I think they've had enough safety lessons with the guns that they would be good about handling it if they found one. We are constantly reminding them of gun safety because kids forget.
That doesn't mean I trust the kids unsupervised with the guns or that they are allowed to keep their own guns in their rooms. We have a gun safe and the kids do not know the combo. Even if I could state for a fact that my children wouldn't touch a gun without permission that doesn't mean other kids wouldn't either so I ask about guns in other homes too.
“I do agree though that it should be locked up and the kids don't know
If I was stuck living with this person, blowing my brains out would seem
“That's why my kids can invite kids over to are house to play, or they
*GASP*They actually might be exposed to sanity!
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and watching porn
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I've seen some really fucked up threads on RR through the years, but I think that one takes the cake. To me there is nothing sicker than someone comparing kids playing with parents' handguns to tossing a football back and forth, being proud little Timmy and Tommy shoot poor defenseless animals in the back yard, and how it shouldn't be anyone's damn business if you own a gun.
Sorry, but fundies and their love of letting their kids shoot instruments of death and getting off on keeping loaded guns out in the open because "their kids aren't liberal crybabies in training and know better than to play with the guns (except when Pawpaw is too busy to shoot the goddamn possums sneaking into the yard)" is probably the most disturbing (and dangerous) part of it all.
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