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The Chemtrail Denial Program Is Still, After Millions Of Dollars And Man Hours, An Utter Failure At All Levels

Dear Readers:

Did you know that The Chemtrail Denial Program starts most of these "What Are The Negative Effects Of Chemtrails" or "No Chemtrails Over Here For A While" or "Look! Chemtrails Starting Up Again Over Here" threads itself?


"But why?"

Glad you asked. You could have found the answer to that question, and more, right over here:

Thread:The Chemtrail Denial Program Is Still, After Millions Of Dollars And Man Hours, An Utter Failure At All Levels

But GLP deleted it after it received hundreds of responses and had a near 5 star rating from over two hundred people.


Here are the relevant quotes:

Chemtrails are a myth. The myth of chemtrails was invented for precisely this very reason. To keep you gullible marks ("Chemtards") talking with Bone Heads ("Chemtrail" Deniers) about a non issue. Sometimes the "chemtard" and the "Chemtrail Deniers are one and the same, presenting a false argumentative conversation to lead readers down the rabbit hole. But do you think the public will buy it? I mean, do you think you'll be successful in having these people continue to focus on a false argument about the footprints (Tic Tac Toe Patterns of Contrails) left by the activity, instead of the reason for the activity itself (Liquid Nitrogen Dispersal)

The daily strategy of the Chemtrail Denial Program:

"Steering threads toward an artificially constructed argument over contrails, the easily dismissed highly visible and relatively non-toxic byproduct of jet traffic, and "chemtrails" (a myth created for the false argument to have life) will actually work to our advantage".

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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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