David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

Many churches are using a comparative side-by-side edition of the Bible, with the King James Bible (KJB) in one column and some corrupt version in the other column. Talk about confusing! So if you open their nightmare edition to Isaiah 14:12, the KJB contains the name of “Lucifer” (the only mention of the word in the Bible), but most modern PERversions do not. My friend, if it were not for the accurate King James Bible, all those church members would be as lost as a goose-in-a-caboose! So if you didn't have a King James Bible, you'd never learn about Lucifer.

If you look in the comparative side-by-side Bible, the accurate KJB says “Easter” in Acts 12:4, but the contaminated modern versions say “Passover.” Talk about confusion!!! The KJB and modern versions cannot both be right folks! Somebody is wrong! All the modern versions are translated from the Alexandrian texts. All together now congregation, let's sing... “Da da 'da da danta danta da da.” Again, “Da da 'da da danta danta da da.” Let's sing like a church who loves the new Bibles... “Da da 'da da danta danta da da!”

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