Global warming is exactly what it is: Global warming: a simple cycle created by God and a "name" invented by leftwing ungodly environmentalist with a political agenda. [...]
The creator designed all this, and how dumb of people to think they can actually mess up things or change things that are designed by an allmighty perfect God who knows best. Things made by God cannot be destroyed by people. God made things perfect and it does not need fixing.
All the automobiles in the world could never mess up the system, if that was the case the eruptions of the world's vulcanoes would have done so a long time ago.
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Inadvertantly it's right - all the automobiles in the world (currently) couldn't, but when you combined that with the far more significant factors - coal fired power stations, industry, deforestation etc, but wait, then there's a fuckwit comment about volcanoes.
So nice to know that we can't mess things up. So the hole in the ozone layer we caused which won't close until 20xx wasn't actually caused by US, but was part of gods plan. Same with every oil spill, the extinction of thousands of species, the destruction of the rain forest, and more. All gods fault, not ours.
Why is it that xianity ALWAYS tries to remove personal responsibility from the equation?
Adding to Julians reply; there are many chemicals in household cleaners, spray bottles, and airconditions that have been tested and proven eat away at ozone gasses.
It's all in Gods plan to have an imperfect race of people who refuse to be a bit more conservative with chemicals that are harmfull to not only the enviroment, but humans as well.
Listen darling, that the temperature is rising, it´s a fact, tell my family on my Spanish side. And it´s not good, because,contrary to what you believe, it´s man-made. So, please, do God a favour and fight against global warming, instead of looking for a blessing sunburning.
Yeah, I did some maths the other day. My house doesn't use an excessive amount of electricity. We don't use air conditioning, we don't use heaters, we have gas hot water and a gas stove and efficient appliances (apart from the washing machine). If the electricity we used came from coal fired power stations, that minor amount is responsible for 2½ tons of CO2 being pumped into the atmosphere every year. (assuming no energy loss on transportation or storage which is quite unrealistic)
(And of course if you treat that as a gas at room temperature and sea level pressure; you're looking at 500,000 litres of C02)
I just want to hear where in the world he learned that all over the world the only people fighting about global warming are "leftwing ungodly environmentalist with a political agenda"... does this stupid brain-dead idiot KNOWS that there is a world, other countries, all that stuff? I hate when those idiots talk with all this arrogance about things they don´t have a clue about (like what the rest of the world thinks - oh wait, they just don´t know about the existence of 'the rest of the world').
if that was the case the eruptions of the world's vulcanoes would have done so a long time ago.
They have, on multiple occasions. Nature is resilient, but you fuck things up long enough and there's going to be trouble.
Well, actually, that did happen with the volcanoes... and when it did, a large percentage of all species died.
That's where homeskooling gets you. An idiot with absolutely no concept of science, ecology, or natural history.
As others have already said, mankind has destroyed environments and species before. There have been many species hunted to extinction (dodos, aurochs, and very nearly american bisons), and we have rendered a few ecosystems on earth uninhabitable (Chernobyl anyone?).
The creator designed all this, and how dumb of people to think they can actually mess up things or change things that are designed by an allmighty perfect God who knows best.
Step 1: Drink
Step 2: Drive
Step 3: Try to explain to the cops that you can't hurt anyone by driving drunk because they're made by an almighty and perfect God who knows best.
Alternatively, if you crash before you're caught, explain to the cops that your car crash is part of God's Plan.
Things made by God cannot be destroyed by people.
In that case, we're really fucked. There is no evidence that God made anything.
But what you idiots miss in this scenario is in your own comments. WE STILL HAVE ALL THEM VOLCANOES AS WELL. We're ADDING to the carbon output which is contributing to the greenhouse effect.
You're somewhat right, back in the 50s maybe when there was far less cars and coal generated plants. Even then though Detroit, steel towns and California smog were serious concerns.
Who designed the creator? What's your evidence that he even exists? No, the Bible doesn't count, or The Deathly Hallows is evidence that Dementors exist.
All the fracking in the world is messing up the system, significantly.
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A clear sign that mankind DOES change the environment. And we leftwing ungodly environmentalists would very much like it if Earth was habitable at least a couple of centuries more.
And there it is, the Koch Brothers and the Oil and Coal Dynasties are,,,: GOD
No wonder J.R.Ewing was such a prick.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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