Call a liberal "G_dless" sometime. Know what'll happen? NOTHING!!!!
Nada. Zip. Zilch.
Know why? They don't care. They may even be proud about it. How's that
for warped?
One time I was out on the street and I saw a man with a shirt that said "I
support Evolution." I glared at him as he walked by, and then as he walked
away I shouted out "You another G_dless liberal?"
He turns around, kinda stares at me funny for a minute, then shrugs his
shoulders and walks away. If anybody ever called me "G_dless", his nose
would be feeling the wrong end of my fist, I can tell you that right now.
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Call a Christian "Shivaless", sorry, I mean "S_ivaless" sometime. Know what'll happen? NOTHING!!!!
Nada. Zip. Zilch.
Know why? They don't care. They may even be proud about it. How's that
for warped?
Seriously, though... yes, people are atheists. Far from all liberals, but yes, quite a few. And you know what? If you cut your arrogance, you'd cope perfectly fine with us.
Sooo...liberals aren't easily offended, and an omnipotent God would know who's "Godless" and who's not, and in the end, that's all that really matters.
Least that's the way I see it. Or maybe I'm just not feelin' that Chris-chun love.
If anybody ever called me "G_dless", his nose
would be feeling the wrong end of my fist, I can tell you that right now.
Didn't your little ass buddy Jesus say something about "Turn the other cheek"?
He turns around, kinda stares at me funny for a minute, then shrugs his
shoulders and walks away. If anybody ever called me "G_dless", his nose
would be feeling the wrong end of my fist, I can tell you that right now.
Thus proving that the guy in the shirt, whatever his religious persuasion or lack thereof, is a better human being than this jerk.
"If anyone every called me Godless, his nose would be feeling the wrong end of my fist, I can tell you that right now."
ROFLMAO!!!! Try it fundie boy!
Oh and before I forget, GODLESS!!!! Now show the group your beer muscles.
OldViking: The only right parts of your fist to hit with are your first two knuckles and the outer edge. Anything else could be seen as a wrong end and would lead to a broken hand/finger. It would still do the job though, given the human face was not made to handle blows.
Speaking of which, Logos is a godless twit who is devoid of impulse control. Come and find me. This red belt will be waiting. ;)
This guy is a self-centred violent idiot and proud of it, which is far worse. Does he mean to make us believe that he is morally superior to a quite calmed person who puts the other cheek?. That´s what they don´t understand, they feel that our moral compass depends, not on our actions but on our sponsors. And of course, they don´t stop and try to think. If he doesn´t believe in God, of course he doesn´t care. That insult means nothing, as if a Muslim calls us infidels. And the way you say it, makes the concept even voider, not the other way round. Besides, let´s suppose that they believe in God, or that you do it to a sane Christian person, and, well, they might be offended inside, but they don´t care. They don´t put attention on you and keep their way. I wonder, isn´t he projecting much?
That's because you were raised to understand that anything that is unlike you, and especially that which contradicts (not that evolution itself disproves I.D., I.D. disproves itself) your belief is 'evil' and should be eliminated to stop it's 'soul-destroying' effect on the world.
Your unfounded paranoia and twisted “logic” must be crippling to live with. Please, get help before you get your ass kicked by a godless, liberal, crackhead.
as far as I can see, this liberal, evolution supporting, athiest is, in fact, a better Christian than the prejudiced, angry, violent "believer".
Hey, guess what? I believe in evolution, and I'm not godless! In fact, I bet my concept of god(s) is cooler than yours!
Of course, if you took a swing at me for calling you "godless," you'd end up on the wrong end of an assault charge. Yay!
Gee, a few assumptions made here. Just because someone believes in evolution, doesn't mean that they are necessarily atheist (although more likely), that an atheist is automatically Liberal, or that some Liberals don't believe in god. Arrogant prick.
Hey, Logos, here's a newsflash.
Plenty of religious people believe in the theory of evolution and they don't find it a threat to their faiths. They certainly wouldn't consider themselves to be godless.
Only morons such as yourself, who must believe in an inerrant Bible have a problem with the ToE.
This reminds me of the whole "Austin 3:16" meme that was on WWF shirts just under 10 years ago.
I didn't get it, and I said so to someone, and he told me, "Don't make me hurt you!"
"WTF?" I said. From the rest of the (mercifully brief) discussion, I gathered that it was a reference to John 3:16, something I had overlooked in my naivete.
I mention this now because the OP seems like the same overblown "Machismo for Jesus!" idea.
On a second read-through,
"I glared at him as he walked by, and then as he walked
away I shouted out 'You another G_dless liberal?'"
Yep. Internet tough guy! A real nice person. Glad I don't know him in real life.
First off, not all liberals are atheists - and, likewise, not all atheists are liberals. Second of all, how do you even know that that person was an atheist? Just because someone supports evolution, it doesn't mean that that person is an atheist. Last of all, I think that person showed more class than you did. He showed class by not letting your insult get under his skin, and just taking it all in stride. You, on the other hand, deliberately set out to provoke him. So why don't you think about that?
At the Manhattan 53rd street E train station, you can often see a guy wandering around shouting out all kinds of things at people (my favorite is his lecture on why men shouldn't let women steal their DNA). People stare at him funny, shrug their shoulders and walk away, too.
Like others have mentioned, liberal=/=non-religious, and non-religious=/=liberal. I'm agnostic and Republican. Gasp! Shock! Teh horror! See, not everyone fits into neat little stereotypes.
But you sir, are totally Godless. Godless! Godless!
There are a lot of Christian liberals who are offended that people are stupid enough to think that the only liberals out there are atheists, and the only conservatives are "True Christians". But you know what? They WONT START USING CAPLOCKS AND !!!!!! ABD BAD SPELIUNG TO PROVE THIER POIIINT!!!!!
Instead, they will roll their eyes, explain the facts, and move on. But a lot of Conservative True Christians will ignore this.
Logos, you are clearly brainless...
And BTW, can you prove your godliness? Show a godliness certificate, pass a godliness control, anything... I'm waiting :P
Dear logos,
You sir, are Godless.
You are also souless, ball-less,brainless, clueless and probably friendless.
PS: I'll meet you in the pub carpark anytime you like and you can give it your best shot.
The wrong end of your fist? What, the part that attaches to the wrist? Yeah, I can see you trying to hit with that instead of the right end, the part with the knuckles.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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