["If God's "kind" boundaries are impenetrable, then why in the world would He make a "reptilian bird"???"]
I would consider bees and other flying insects 'birds' made after their kind ie. insects
The other animals are not ducks, rhinos, porcupines or elephants. The dolphin is a fish.
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So if you have a flying fish, is it a fish made after it's kind (bird), or is it a bird made after it's kind (fish)? Which 'kind' wins out when they conflict?
Actually, that dolphins are fish is probably the least stupid statement in MarkT's post. Cladistically, whales are mammals are amniotes are tetrapods are sarcopterygians are bony fish.
once more, with feeling:
AAAAAAAAAUGH!!! Good grief, in the name of humanity, make the antiscience insanity stop already!
OK fuckhead, now explain:
"God created birds after their kind. A reptile is a kind so a reptillian bird is acceptable."
I'm not normally in the habit of defending fundamentalists, but I really don't see a big problem with this quote.
Actually, dolphins are fish that have been ported to iDesigncorp's operating system. This was actually explained several posts ago.
When one considers that the individual in question finds no problems whatsoever with the account of Creation as related in the Old Testament, nor with the account of the Flood or a 6000 year old universe, should we be surprised biology and zoology completely elude him?
A testament to the contortions, distortions and delusions one must make or have in order to fit the natural world and science into the "infallible literal bible world view".
Dear The Last Conformist,
And the award for most nonsensical sentence goes to...
I'm Mark T. I quoted an paraody site against creationism. I am definitely NOT fundamentalist but a liberal Christian and Exiled Believer (John Shelby Spong & co). Visit misc.education.home-school.christian, alt.christnet.christianlife and aus.religion.christian for my posts against fundamentalism. Join in the fun!
MarkT,
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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