I am not sure just how old the earth really is in chronological time as we know it. What I do believe is that G_D created the heavens and the earth just as he said he did. He also created the archeological records the scientists refer to in the earth. So why did G_D do that? I will ask him when I get to heaven. In the meantime those archeological records are useful for discernment of things that relate to the end times events that may be facing us from the earth, like the Yellowstone super volcano and it's supposed history of going off at about 600,000 year intervals and we are now, by those archeological records, about 640,000 years past the last eruption.
So I believe that G_D gave us those records for a purpose even if G_D did indeed create the earth a literal 6000 years ago.
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My G_D, you are a muddled little fundie.
So do not get your knickers in a knot about this as rapture is a figment of an overactive fundie imagination, Your G_D is a myth as well.
He also created the archeological records the scientists refer to in the earth...So I believe that G_D gave us those records for a purpose even if G_D did indeed create the earth a literal 6000 years ago.
Am I the only one who has a problem with Jehovah attempting to deliberately deceive Mankind?
"What I do believe is that G_D created the heavens and the earth just as he said he did."
Just as who said he did? "Gullible" isn't in the dictionary you know.
You do realize that "God" is a title and not the name, so you don't have to be dipshitty about writing it down, not even according to your daft dogma? Even YHWH is not a proper name, but a substitute meaning, "that which is".
Always amuses me how they seem scared to write the word "god" completely in case he gets so pissed off at them daring to write the full title that he turns them into frogs or something.
Sad little buggers really, aren't they?
Actually, G_D created the Earth and heavens in their present form last Thursday. Anything that appears to date from before then, including memories, was created that way by G_D.
“God essentially created two conflicting accounts of Creation: one in nature, and one in the Torah. How can it be determined which is the real story, and which is the fake designed to mislead us? One could equally propose that it is nature which presents the real story, and that the Torah was devised by God to test us with a fake history! One has to be able to rely on God's truthfulness if religion is to function. Or, to put it another way -- if God went to enormous lengths to convince us that the world is billions of years old, who are we to disagree?” Rabbi Natan Slifkin
Hm he´s right.
How do you pronounce G_D? Jeeunderscoredee. What a strange name!
Actually, the later Hebrews/Jews always, as a mark of respect, when the came across the consonants YHVH, which is the NAME of god, said 'The Lord'. It is well to bear in mind that Hebrew does not strictly have any written vowels.
Now since English is a language that does write vowels, and since god is not a name, there is not a blind bit of sense in writing god as G_D. It only displays a level of ignorance on the part of the one who does this.
"What I do believe is that G_D created the heavens and the earth just as he said he did."
Oh, when did you talk to him?
@David B. and Mister Spak--
You are both sadly mistaken---the Invisible Pink Unicorn (or I_U) created the world exactly seven minutes ago. You only think you remember commenting on the fundie idiot yogi.
Wow that is extremely confuseing...so God created the earth 6,000 years ago yet left evidence to decieve scientists that yellowstone erupted every 600,000 years and is now 640,000 overdue for the next one?
So are you trying to say that an eruption is near?, or that God is just fooling us?, or what?
I'm kinda confused...
Devious bastard that he is.
Yup makes perfect sense.
No. 5 in a series of bubblegum dirges for fundie kids.
GOD 'N' OLD BONES
I'm searching everywhere, and that's a fact
It's God 'n' old bones
I looked in the ground for the dinosaur grave
But God 'n' old bones
Copyright 2009 Pule Thamex.
Which G_D are you talking about now?
"I am not sure just how old the earth really is in chronological time as we know it. What I do believe is that G_D created the heavens and the earth just as he said he did. He also created the archeological records the scientists refer to in the earth"
"G_D did indeed create the earth a literal 6000 years ago"
Carbon-14 would suggest otherwise.
And what's with this 'G_D' bollocks? Scared of saying his name, in case you're stoned as a blasphemer, a la "Monty Python's Life of Brian"?! God. Jehovah. Yahweh. Look, I'll even speak his name according to the Tetragrammaton:
'Yod He Vau He'
See? The universe hasn't come to an end. In the same way I can't fathom why Americans say 'Heck' & 'Darn'. Would it KILL them to say 'Hell '& 'Damn'?!
Fundies Say The DAMNEDEST Things.
'He also created the archeological[sic] records the scientists refer to in the earth.'
Please stop using words you don't understand. Look up the meanings of 'Archaeological record' and 'geological record.'
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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