We have a duty, as Americans, to stop the teachings of any culture and goverment type but our own. A startling fact has been revealed to me. Did you know that iin preschool and other public education facilites, the Communism Chant of "Sharing is Caring" is being taught to our children. "Sharing is Caring" is the principals of communism and socialism and should be an outlawed phrase in order not currupt our children's minds. Children should instead be taught that taking from other people is caring, since that is the only way they can survive in a competitive work enviroment, and uphold the great American ordeal that is free enterprise. Also, any children's educationtional programs that our caught chanting similar messages should be banned immedietly, and all involved in it's production should be sent to Gitmo for treason. Thank You.
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"the Communism Chant of "Sharing is Caring" is being taught to our children"
Fine, I guess China will go "stop the teaching of other cultures and government types".
"Sharing is Caring" is the principals of communism and socialism and should be an outlawed phrase"
You talk about wanting to be "free" and then, more than once, you advocate severe restrictions on freedom of expression, i.e., saying that chanting a slogan should be illegal (as it is in Turkmenistan, North Korea, and other countries that you presumably wouldn't consider "free"). Think about what you just said, try to say it coherently, and then come back and we'll talk about it. Otherwise, move to North Korea if you have such a fetish to censor what other people say.
Didn't Jesus say something similar to "sharing is caring?" Didn't his disciples share whatever they had, almost like they were in a commune?
Let me guess -- the culture you want taught is WASP, right? It certainly would fit with the "children should be taught to take from others" ideal. As I recall, the Enron/Worldcom/Tyco bigwigs were all WASPs, as were all the CEOs of the companies involved in the current bailouts.
You know what? It's people who think like you that help make American society as a whole suck. We're so arrogant and proud of our ignorance of other people, even when those other people live next door! Knowing what other people think and believe is not going to hurt our kids, and it's not the same as teaching them to think and believe those things.
Dude; jesus split one piece of bread and like 5 fish, into enough to feed 500 or more people, and if i recall correctly, he had leftovers. Does this mean jesus is a magical communist?
Just a rules clarification. You cannot be 100% certain something is a Poe. Poe's law states:
Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing.
You can be 100% sure something is a parody but never 100% sure something is a Poe.
Don't be a noob, learn the lingo.
facepalm to the nth degree.
WTF?
This has to be a POE, please please be a POE no one side of freerepublic, RR or Kent Hovinid himself could really be this stupid.
"We have a duty, as Americans, to stop the teachings of any culture and goverment type but our own."
Would that be the culture of greed and ignorance?
Or the culture of hate for anyone who isn't you.
How about you pull up the ladder then, stop meddling in other peoples countries, stop propping up vile regimesand then, really, just fuck off and die.
Is that enough culture for you?
Edit: Is this the culture of which you are so proud?
http://tinyurl.com/cs4fxy
So, you're a greedy, self-righteous pig and want your children to end up like that too. Gotcha!
Also, i think you should move to a place called Backwards Island. WTF is this "taking from other people is caring?"-BS??? It would involve the other participants to share with to you, like a oneway street. And i really think, being an asshat of your proportions, nobody hardly wants to.
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEE! Ugh.
I guess when your children end up with nothing because they forgot to help others, I will laugh. Humans are communal and need each other. The problem with capitalism is that eventually there will be one corporation or person that survives the best and the rest will suffer. This domination will end the point of Capitalism
Confused?
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